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My name is Waltuh. I live at 308 Waltuh Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead, murdered by my brother-in-law Waltuh. Waltuh has been building a meth empire for over a year now and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, Waltuh came to me with a rather, shocking proposition. He asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook Waltuh, which he would then sell using his connections in the Waltuh world. Connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... Waltuh, I... I always thought that Waltuh was a very moral man and I was... Waltuh, confused, but I was also particularly vulnerable at the time, something Waltuh knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a Waltuh diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family.