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Jayess Investigation Results
This committee rules the achievement completion reported by one 'Jayess' to be in violation of the 2021 UK Fair Play for Sweats and Salts Act Section 1.13 which clearly states all achievement progress must be made by humans using unaltered genetic code.
Using the advanced statistical calculatory methodologies detailed in Dreaming et al. (2021) we conclude the probability of achieving the same showcase featuring full completion trophies for Dark Souls I, II, III & RE to be 1 in 2*10^22.

If 10 billion humans played Dark Souls 24/7 for 100 years the odds of them legitimately achieving 100% completions across all 4 Souls games would be 1 in 3*10^19.

We request his gamer credential be immediately revoked pending a review by the G-Fuel Gaming Board which suitably accounts for his innate super-human abilities.

This post is brought to you by the Procrastination Committee and funded in part by the University of Plymouth.

Doesn't do any sex with hot girls.
Is worst gamer on this earth.
Doesn't hang out with anyone, has zero friends.
All info is a bad just like his game skill, low dog.

-signed by famous streamer DazJF

-Signed by Jeff

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