Останні рецензії користувача Stain The Bed™©

Epic little story, the smacking the guards in the face 1000 time sounds EPIC but strains your fingers :)

What can I say, If you love piracy, ships and the open............. air then you'll love it

Epic just EPIC!

Lush little story, well done guy's :)

Never crashed yet? got to a point where I couldn't go any further, the gate was closed with the sign (bare with us during early access) or something like that. I was on a roll........ a really good trip and BOOSH, the gate that say's that, just spoils my night GG.

All in all, I came from 'My Summer Car' and love Jalopy because of it, also got 'Car Mechanic Simulator 2015' because of 'My Summer Car' Jalopy is early access so what more can you ask for. GG guy's It's great :)

EDIT - 24-12-16

They fixed the usb audio lag issue that was game breaking, It's a beautiful game, really nice to just chill out and dig, then fly to another planet and run out of fuel haha gg.

Old review
*Plays beautiful in the character select bit, Even 60fps while departing the station, Stutters a little bit while landing,
NOW here it comes,
Here it comes boy, I'm ready for an adventure and have waited a long time for this moment,

Press tab to exit the pod..................... this is where the fun happens, STUTTER and 1fps.

There is a bug atm, If your using usb headset, you need to unplug and plug it back in, the audio buggs the game out atm, Playing it at constant 60fps but without sound, It's pretty epic I have to say*

EDIT - 24-12-16
Now they fixed the major issues alot of people had, I mean they fixed it so I can play with sound and no fps lag because of usb audio, Multi player is still way off but I think it'll get fixed soon, All in all I've just finished chapter 5 and am loving it so far, the detail they went into is just epic.

Old review on day of release
*WOW just WOW, they had an extra 3 weeks to fix some issues and polish the game, I have to say it played better in the beta, the fps drop was horrid 60 down to 15fps but I could play, NOW TOTALLY NO it drops to 1fps in some spots, can't even play it the first mission, UTTER dissapointment like I have no words for how dissapointed I am.

Oh and I have my doubts about the devs, I watched the stream and they didn't even engage with people on it they were more concerned about promoting that the game is out so you could buy it.

Fix it soon and I'll change the review, if it's not fixed quick I'm refunding.*

Played this game before steam release, the devs did well really WELL, all good, NOW the anti cheat NEEDS to get working

CRASHFESTATION the CrashZ

Really good game but the fps drops killed it for me, I've got a High end gaming pc and like alot of people I get fps drop, refunded, if it gets fixed I'd rebuy

Building your car while getting drunk, I've spent many hours trying to build the car, It is finished, all done, starts but WON'T DRIVE, maybe I shouldn't of drank so much while playing this game (yeah it makes you want a drink everytime he drinks)