Semen infinito. Te sientas en el baño para masturbarte pero empiezas a correrte incontrolablemente. Después de diez rachas empiezas a preocuparte. Tu mano está pegajosa y apesta a semen. Empujas desesperadamente tu p0lla en un fajo de papel higiénico, pero solo te duelen las bolas. El semen se acelera. Han pasado tres minutos. No puedes dejar de correrte. El piso de tu baño está cubierto con una fina capa de líquido de bebés. Intentas correrte en el desagüe de la ducha, pero se acumula demasiado rápido. Pruebas el baño. El semen es demasiado espeso para tirarlo. Cierras la puerta del baño para evitar que el semen se escape. El aire se vuelve caliente y húmedo por el semen. El semen se acelera. Te resbalas y caes en tu propio esperma. El semen ahora tiene seis pulgadas de profundidad, casi tan largo como tu manguera de semen aún erecta. Tumbado sobre tu espalda, comienzas a correrte por todo el techo.

Te sigo esperando en el Forza, ratón.

Ба́ня – э́то ме́сто, куда́ ру́сские лю́ди хо́дят, что́бы рассла́биться, встре́титься с друзья́ми и помы́ться. Ба́ня о́чень похо́жа на са́уну, но име́ет свои́ осо́бенности. Ка́ждый тури́ст до́лжен сходи́ть в ба́ню!

The Russian sauna is a place where Russians go to relax, meet friends and wash themselves. Banya is very similar to a sauna but has its own peculiarities. Every tourist should visit a banya!

Настоя́щая ба́ня - э́то о́чень хорошо́ для здоро́вья и о́чень интере́сно. Ита́к, в чём ра́зница ме́жду ба́ней и обы́чной са́уной?

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hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play rust sometime its a really cool survival game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

now I have 9

thanks

I just do my job as a ''ban'' distributor

Thx, relax don't worry

thank you for the gift

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Nacho nacho...

7 vac's in this acc but another 8 in your other 8 accounts

wanderer (Nacho) 16 OCT 2014 a las 21:55
i dont have no comments why

-rep i can't breath

va niquer tous tes morts

Racist brainless idiot :DD

Hey. I just want to tell you little story, ♥♥♥♥♥. It about my life. At least i have a life. I am very famous bodybuilder in finland. How about you little ♥♥♥♥♥♥s? I am very skillfull at street fighting and i can ♥♥♥♥ all you up ♥♥♥♥ing anime nolife nerds. You are dead ♥♥♥♥♥. I only use very expensive clothes. And what you use, you only use ♥♥♥♥ing flea market stuff, you ♥♥♥♥ing ♥♥♥♥♥ your life is so ♥♥♥♥ing poor that youhave to be fat or ugly asf. I only ♥♥♥♥ 6/5 ♥♥♥♥♥ all the time. And what you get. You only get beated up by your dad. I hope you all depressed ♥♥♥♥♥ do suicide and make my life even more better. So listen my words and ♥♥♥♥ off. Thanks for reading you little ♥♥♥♥♥

Still love u bb

nice korean mouse

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+rep AWP GOD

Every ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ comment here literally shows how much this piece of trash is the reason why people should use condom. I feel sorry for your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ parents.. What did they even do to deserve a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ like you.. What a shame of humanity.

Tunneling - chasing the person that just got down of the hook. "wat" in Aftechat, won't even argue. Skilled tunnled.

+rep nice killer not a noob camper

incrdible player only camp omg everyone must learn of him -_-

♥♥♥♥♥♥ camper with Leatherface on DBD...what a shame...L2P or uninstall ♥♥♥♥♥♥ noob

NOOB CAMPER CANCER

-rep its kind of sad that you have to camp as Leatherface but if you cant play this game i would say you should play CS:GO #you are a noob

-rep its kind of sad that you have to camp as Leatherface but if you cant play this game i would say you should play CS:GO #you are a noob

-rep, долбаеб, продает паллеты в начале катки, ливайте с катки его при встрече

+rep nice survivor :) thanks for the try

yesss

+rep - moonwalking :)

what

uses bond to help the killer

what

hijo de puta

what

-rep yup agree, lagswitch using dbd killer

i said u use lagswitch idiot

what??

-rep using lagswitch in DBD as killer

i agree, sorry

Sorry but very very bad internet connection. The matchmaking is may be broken in DbD.

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-rep 6k hours and facecamping xD

-rep noob suvrivor