jason2005 is why i double check the stall before using the bathroom

I met Jason2005 at a restaurant once - we’d accidentally been given his table. The manager, completely embarrassed comes by and says “I’m so sorry, but we’d like to move you to another table if you could be troubled, ” and I kind of played the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ a bit. Then out of nowhere jason shows up next to the manager and says “Paul, these guys can finish. We’ll be at the bar. I got some time.” And I (being a big jason fan) said “Oh wow, uh… I had no idea. Please feel free to give them the table.” jason was grateful, shook my hand and said thanks, then gave me a card with his number on it and told me to give him a call later. After working up the nerve, I gave him a call that night, and to make a long story short, we had a glorious 11 month love affair, man on man, that I shall never forget. Our bodies intertwined as one, jason and I made glorious gay love to each other on the seven continents

we love jason2005, if i had a son or a daughter it wouldn't matter, first ultrasound that happens its getting its first name as jason2005 with the 2005 and all with how much he has changed our lives

I saw Jason at a grocery store in Boston yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

-rep disappeared and caused the Israel-Hamas war

i miss you king