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ᵇᵉᵃʳ 17 Nov @ 2:56pm 
+ rep lemme touch their booty and it felt great
InfernoNuri 25 Sep @ 3:51pm 
Thou art a base, proud, shallow, beggarly, three-suited,
hundred-pound, filthy, worsted-stocking knave; a
lily-livered, action-taking knave, a whoreson,
glass-gazing, super-serviceable finical rogue;
one-trunk-inheriting slave; one that wouldst be a
bawd, in way of good service, and art nothing but
the composition of a knave, beggar, coward, pandar,
and the son and heir of a mongrel ♥♥♥♥♥
Tyrael 24 Dec, 2023 @ 10:01am 
Says the person who was lagging Thums
Thums 24 Dec, 2023 @ 9:50am 
cheater reported
фанат футбола 22 Dec, 2023 @ 1:15pm 
+rep broksi
Emmy gtfo >. 5 Nov, 2023 @ 8:04pm 
WHTY YOU DOING THTIISSS!??!?!??!?
InfernoNuri 18 Jul, 2023 @ 3:24pm 
butthead
InfernoNuri 23 Dec, 2022 @ 6:46pm 
Happy Holidays butthead <3
THE Guido Slapnuts 16 Sep, 2021 @ 10:45pm 
hey, i had fun the other night. i don't know what came over me, the fact that you turned up at my door in your Heelys sipping YooHoo or that you left your XXL condoms on my nightstand like an absolute chad. either way, was a very fun family monopoly night
Ruby 9 Sep, 2020 @ 7:17pm 
Don't say another ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ word. Up until now, I've been polite. If you say ANYTHING else - ONE word - I will kill myself. And when my tainted spirit finds its destination, I will topple the Master of that dark place. From my black throne, I will lash together a machine of bone and blood, and fueled by my hatred for you this Fear Engine will bore a hole between this world and that one. When it begins, you will hear the sound of children screaming -as though from a great distance. A smoking orb of NOTHING will grow above your bed, and from it will emerge a thousand starving crows. As I slip through the widening maw in my new form, you will catch only a glimpse of my radiance before you are incinerated. Then, as tears of bubbling pitch stream down my face, my dark world will begin. I will open one of my six mouths, and I will sing the song that ends the Earth.
THE Guido Slapnuts 2 May, 2020 @ 8:46am 
Boring. Not violent enough.

THE Guido Slapnuts 12 Apr, 2020 @ 9:57pm 
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHH AWOOOOOOGA HYUK WHOA PUNCH PUNCH MUNCH FOR LUNCH SMACKA SMACKA WHACKA SLAP BAP FIST PUNCH RIGHT IN THE CRUNCH DELIVER A BIIIIIG HIT THANKS
Svide 7 Mar, 2020 @ 1:23pm 
Ate my ass like it was thanksgiving. +rep
THE Guido Slapnuts 6 Mar, 2020 @ 8:04pm 
Think about this: If you forward this prayer to everyone on your list, in less than 30 days it would be heard by the world. How many people
on your list will not receive this prayer.
Do you have the boldness to pass it on?

I HAVE, AND I HAVE JUST SHOWN IT BY FORWARDING THIS TO YOU. GO ON FORWARD IT!!!
THE Guido Slapnuts 6 Mar, 2020 @ 8:04pm 
In 6 short weeks, Central Christian Church, where Rev. Wright is pastor, logged more than 5,000 phone calls with only 47 of those calls
responding negatively.
The church is now receiving international requests for copies of
this prayer from India, Africa and Korea.
With the LORD'S help, may this prayer sweep over our nation and WHOLEHEARTEDLY become our desire so that we again can be
called "ONE NATION UNDER GOD."
THE Guido Slapnuts 6 Mar, 2020 @ 8:03pm 
* We have insitutionalised bribery and called it sweets of office.
* We have coveted our neighbor's possessions and called it ambition.
*We have polluted the air with profanity and pornography and called it freedom of expression.
* We have ridiculed the time-honored values of our forefathers and called it enlightenment.
Search us, Oh GOD, and know our hearts today; cleanse us from every sin and set us free. Amen!"
The response was immediate. A number of legislators walked out during the prayer in protest.
THE Guido Slapnuts 6 Mar, 2020 @ 8:03pm 
* We have lost our spiritual equilibrium and reversed our values.
* We have ridiculed the absolute truth of Your Word and called it Pluralism.
* We have worshipped other gods and called it multiculturalism.
* We have endorsed perversion and called it alternative lifestyle.
* We have exploited the poor and called it the lottery.
* We have rewarded laziness and called it welfare.
* We have killed our unborn and called it choice.
* We have shot abortionists and called it justifiable.
* We have neglected to discipline our children and called it building self-esteem.
* We have abused power and called it politics.
* We have embezzled public funds and called it essential expenses.
THE Guido Slapnuts 6 Mar, 2020 @ 8:03pm 
Thank you Trump.

SAME SEX MARRIAGE...
This interesting prayer was given in Kansas, USA, at the opening session of their Senate. It
seems prayer still upsets some people.
When Minister Joe Wright was asked to open the new session of the Kansas Senate, everyone was expecting the usual generalities,
but this is what they heard:
"Heavenly Father, we come before you today to ask your forgiveness and to seek your direction and guidance. We know Your Word says: "Woe to those who call evil good", but that is exactly what we have done.
THE Guido Slapnuts 26 Jan, 2020 @ 1:27am 
+rep sucked my m8's ♥♥♥♥ while his girlfriend was out serving our country. great guy
InfernoNuri 10 Jan, 2020 @ 4:29pm 
Ruby 17 Jul, 2018 @ 7:57pm 
all you want is japanese porn! that is a disgrace to real american porn. You have betrayed me for the last time!
THE Guido Slapnuts 13 May, 2018 @ 10:43am 
+rep took me and the boys to "Splurge Mountain" where we dunked into a big steamy and creamy pool of thick ♥♥♥♥ from a 50ft+ drop! Me and the bros got drenched in goo, and we took turns pile driving it off each other with our tongues. Afterwards, we had to cool off from all the action, so we got some ice cream. I got plain vanilla, but I think I saw some Rocky Road orders as well as Moose Tracks (some guys just like it dark I guess). All in all, was a great time, and all the dudes bonded and slammed.
THE Guido Slapnuts 21 Apr, 2018 @ 9:05pm 
This kid is a blatant hacker. I believe he is hacking for the following reasons:

1. His bullets do more damage than mine
2. I didn't know he was there and he shot me when I wasn't paying attention
3. He always seems to not die when I am shooting at him, I NEVER MISS because I am the greatest CS:GO player of all time
4. He knifed me once
5. I lost the match and he caused me to derank
6. I did better than him during warm-up, so he clearly toggled on mid-match
7. His USP-S killed me in 1 shot despite me unloading my Glock in his general direction

Together, as a community, we need to band together against this type of behavior. It isn't right for a person like this to be able to win a competitive game that I deserved to win. Rest assured, my dad works at Valve and will have his account banned.
Turbo 15 Apr, 2018 @ 3:22pm 
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bum needs to go outside
Feeda 26 Mar, 2018 @ 8:11pm 
Literally A Hard R this one
Retro 14 Mar, 2018 @ 4:45pm 
dab
Chooqy bin Wolof al Baghdaddy 13 Mar, 2018 @ 7:34pm 
i have tampons for fingers
Cjlem 29 Apr, 2017 @ 7:34pm 
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Jada 9 Aug, 2016 @ 3:46pm 
+rep good trader
dryden 22 Jul, 2016 @ 8:09pm 
+rep
dan1el 24 Jun, 2016 @ 5:38am 
+rep nice and friendly trader