Blast off into space
on a rocket-strapped bin.
Remember your helmet;
the air gets quite thin.

"Oh, sod it; we crashed"
(again and again)
Orbital trajectories:
I will reach my Zen.

Eureka! At last:
escape velocity.
Nevermind countless
corporate atrocities.

"For science!" "For profit!"
this is the one.
Learning rocket science
has never been so much fun.