Recent reviews by joe in fortnite march 30

its genuinely up there with fallout new vegas for me

bought the game for the heroes and got titties on my screen 10/10

i tortured the lottery guy immediately

I've played through DS3, Hollow Knight, DS1 Remastered, Elden Ring, and similarly named sort. NOTHING comes close to this. The game, the DLC, the combat, the graphics, the artstyle, the direction, the Boss AI alone, and the immaculate weapon system actually makes most Fromsoftware games I've played seem like childsplay. I understand that this is an opinion, and a rare one at that, but this is genuinely the BEST game I have ever played. Nothing has made me bawl like the DLC and the incredible storytelling has. Nothing has made me HATE and LOVE characters so very much.

Best game I've ever played, second to none. I cannot recommend this enough, to anyone. The accessibility is incredible. Only game I can ever give a true, heartfelt and non-lying 10/10 to.

A great game no doubt, Bethesda put a ton of work into this. But 10 hours of gameplay is *not* worth £70. It will *never* be worth £70, and just because a game is AAA, doesn't mean that it should ever constitute this level of cost. Also, it just feels entirely repetitive, but I can understand how some people enjoy that. Ultrakill is an excellent alternative for just shooting the same stuff over again for more time, frequent updates and more content overall. If you want a story, try ASAMU. Just don't spend £70 on this.

hava nagila is a must when playing this game

holy peak

Made me metaphorically retarded

-on a second note:
This is the biggest piece of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ I have ever played. It is WORSE than OW2. I have had NO fun, at all, as of recent. The matchmaking sucks, the characters' philosophies are horrible, the community feels like horse manure if it were personified into a big group of "skill issue" circle jerkers. Alongside that the developers believe that it is appropriate to expect you to carry exponentially worse teams in a TEAM BASED HERO SHOOTER. Psylocke has been one of the best DPS for literal ages, Pheonix can do 1500 damage in 4 seconds, Emma Frost has a potential damage of 300/s, Luna "Industry plant" Snow is still disgustingly overfed, Loki is the ultimate ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ support requiring NOTHING to play, C&D players are CONGRATULATED on doing nothing except touching themselves and playing with the other hand, Guangguang wants to see me dead. Did I mention the awful community? Bet a Psylocke main is typing up a storm in the comments. You require nothing to play.

My teammates aren't real people. They have the mental capacities of goldfish, lifespans of houseflies and the decision making skills of a raisin. I swear they cannot be real because they will have no rhyme or reason to anything that they do, feeling like every single swap and shot fired is pulled out of a random number generator. But Guangguang wants these people in high elo too because poor players get good players to be carried.

This ENTIRE game feels like a slap in the face. Hitboxes are ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, especially headshots and the projectile sizes are whack, the physics engine allows bhopping but it means NOTHING if you can just be melted by Hela and Ultron from two universes away, I feel Punisher's shotgun pushed up into my butthole the WHOLE time, EVERY UPDATE constitutes more reason to use triple support meta, Bucky exists, and they removed the naked Bruce Banner glitch. Literal abysmal ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, 2/10. I only play for the fun characters just to be SHAT on because I wanted to play Competitive in a two stack. Thank you Netslop for making me go from GM1 81 to GM3 70 in 10 games. I actually hate all of you and I want you all scaphised.

made me love my friends with a mallet, espescially william johnson

the m1014 makes my willy hard