Listen here and listen good. I try to do my part. Every morning I get up and drive to work, come home, see how much time I have, work out, play video games, eat, and sleep. It's a vicious cycle you see. But the cycle goes on and I take some Solace in that. It means no matter how bad things get, no matter how overcomplicated or down in the dumps I may get, I can at least sleep easy knowing what to expect the next day. Familiarity is your friend. But I put in my time, because that's the most I can do, to contribute. That's all we can do. It's only when unnecessary disruptions occur, that detract from the expected cycle, that everything starts to break down. I don't just play the cycle. I live it. I give 110% every day and you're ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ rightg I'm proud of it. But on my Mother's grave I swear if you ever @ me again for some gay ♥♥♥♥ like this, I will ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ end you

The last time you asked me to help you ask something, I have already asked, the inability to get an erection may be caused by excessive masturbation, excessive masturbation can easily lead to prostate inflammation, which may cause infertility, and serious cases may even lead to impotence. You didn't answer your phone when I tried to call you, so I'm here to leave this message to you.

I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

+rep, gives good head