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By this quarantine I'm feeling so lonely 😢😭🌹

Luke, did I ever tell you about Ahsoka Tano? She was your father’s exotic teenage alien apprentice, a fine piece of jailbait from a more civilized age. She had the tightest body and the perkiest little breasts in the galaxy; barely legal in most systems. Anakin and I used to doubleteam her at the end of every successful campaign during the Clone Wars, and once in a while we’d even have the entire 501st run a train over her, part of official Jedi “training” of course. In time, she learned how to handle a meatsaber better than anyone in the Jedi Temple.

She wore a miniskirt every day so we told her there were no panties in space, and since she was constantly doing acrobatics you’d get a glimpse of her orange ♥♥♥♥♥ mid fight as she’d do a flip while slicing a B2 Super Battledroid in half. It was surreal. We taught her to grip her weapon backwards like a dildo and she constantly got captured by pirates and slavers almost every other day. It was ridiculous, like a constant porno Luke, you have no idea. And she was a good friend.

Happy Birthday! :*

I'm blue da ba dee da ba daa
Da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa
Da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa

All the small things, true care, truth brings

Tell me why
Ain't nothin' but a heartache

Have an amazing week 💙

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A rose for you :**

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You can't say 'happiness' without saying 'penis', haha. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

*(^_^)*

let's rob a bank 🌹

i can't sleep

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i̴͜͠ ̷͚̰́w̴͎͕̖̐͋̀o̷̭̒̀u̶͔͗́͠l̶͚͎̈́ḏ̸̲͎̓͌ ̸͔̥̠͂͛̈f̴̧̓̍u̵̧̖͔̅́ç̷͊̔̉k̶̦̼͙͐̚ ̷̗̣̹͠t̶̛̥̞͋̌h̶̤͛e̷͖̊̓̕ ̸͍͎̈̈́̌ͅs̶̨̲̙̈͝h̴̙̟̙͗̎̉ḯ̶̳̘̰t̵̳̯͖͊ ̵̻̻̚ȍ̷̟̫ṷ̶͎̎t̸͕̾ ̶͖̲̀̿o̵̻͐f̴̲̾̃ ̸̢̛͒b̶̗̘͊͝ḯ̴͈̼̍ļ̷̛̀l̴̰̲̊̈́̅ͅi̷̒͐̑͜e̴͎͚̮͊̈́ ̵̝̊ḛ̷͌ì̶̘̯̈l̴̪͚̋̒i̵͈̞͂͑͘s̴̲̰̿͆̃h̵̟̟͖̊́

𝗠 𝗲 𝗿 𝗿 𝘆　𝗖 𝗵 𝗿 𝗶 𝘀 𝘁 𝗺 𝗮 𝘀

𝗦 𝗲 𝗮 𝘀 𝗼 𝗻 𝘀　𝗴 𝗿 𝗲 𝗲 𝘁 𝗶 𝗻 𝗴　𝗰 𝗮 𝗿 𝗱 𝘀　𝗮 𝗻 𝗱　𝗖 𝗵 𝗿 𝗶 𝘀 𝘁 𝗺 𝗮 𝘀
L 𝗶 𝗴 𝗵 𝘁 𝘀　𝗹 𝗶 𝗴 𝗵 𝘁　𝘂 𝗽　𝘁 𝗵 𝗲　𝗰 𝗶 𝘁 𝘆　a 𝘁　𝘁 𝗵 𝗲　𝗲 𝗻 𝗱　𝗼 𝗳　𝘁 𝗵 𝗲　𝘆 𝗲 𝗮 𝗿

𝗬 𝗼 𝘂　𝗮 𝗿 𝗲　𝘁 𝗵 𝗲　𝗿 𝗲 𝗮 𝘀 𝗼 𝗻　𝗼 𝗳　𝗺 𝘆　𝘀 𝗺 𝗶 𝗹 𝗲

Do you wanna ask me something? 🌹

Don't you think I deserve at least one rose? 🌹

Just kidding

Did you know that I don't care did you know or not?~

Did you know an ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain (as my boob)?~

Did you know the average human drinks over 60,566 litres of water in a lifetime (guess i'm extraordinary)?~

Did you know the average ice berg weighs 20,000,000 tons(as me after McD's)?~

Did you know a 1 minute kiss burns about 27 calories?~

Did you know the average person falls asleep in 7 minutes (expect me ofc)?~

Did you know the first letters of the months July through to November spell JASON?~

Have an awesome day

𝒉𝒂𝒗𝒆 𝒂 𝒏𝒊𝒄𝒆 𝒅𝒂𝒚

Have an awesome day dude

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WE ARE TRUE HOMIE'S...
WE RIDE TOGETHER...
WE DIE TOGETHER...
Send this gun to everyone you care about including me if you care about me. No like seriously send one to me.

𝐇𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐚 𝐒𝐩𝐨𝐨𝐨𝐨𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐲 𝐇𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐞𝐧

　
　
　









　 Love ya honey <3

Have a great day my dear friend, love ya <333

You are amazin' and you deserve to an amazin' day

𝙔𝙤𝙪. 𝘼𝙧𝙚. 𝘼𝙢𝙖𝙯𝙞𝙣𝙜.

ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴀ ᴡᴏɴᴅᴇʀғᴜʟ ᴅᴀʏ, ᴍʏ ᴡᴏɴᴅᴇʀғᴜʟ ғʀɪᴇɴᴅ 💕💕

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It's COOL to be gay!
Post this on the wall of a homosexual friend and tell them how COOL they are

+rep best person in the world