18, England



Sayko. : why so anger

NA CS should be really good, they've got loads of schools to practice their aim.

Low gun crime is the cause of UK CS

the feels when its the 2nd of April and she still pregnant

In the US, a small boy is dressed up as a police officer and is running after a real police officer for his birthday. The mother turns to her husband and says "look at him, off to shoot his first black boy! They grow up so fast"

XearTi in every game- "I hope you choke on a bag of HIV infested ♥♥♥♥♥"

Un1 goes afk for 4 rounds just +left round in spawn.... comes back 4 rounds later, he comes back... we're like Un1 wtf were you doing xd

He went to take a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SHOWER... this ♥♥♥♥♥ X}


Don't think of yourself as an ugly person.
Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey.

Some dank bars:

I'm a hero like the blue blazer.
I smoke a lot of blue cheese, they call me a blue blazer.
You've got about as much swag as your school uniforms blue blazer.
Your girl wanted to buy me some new nikes, I got them blue blazers.
After your girl sucks my ♥♥♥♥ I get her high, the deal is after she blew... blaze her.