Hello, I am currently 17 years old and I want to become a walrus. I know there’s a million people out there just like me, but I promise you I’m different. On January 14th, I’m moving to the Arctic. I’ve already cut off my arms, and now slide on my stomach everywhere. I write with my teeth. I may not be a walrus yet, but I promise you if you give me the support I need, I will become the greatest walrus ever.
Thanks