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-- Ralph Waldo Emerson
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"You boys lookin' for trouble?"
"Sure. Whaddya got?"
-- Marlon Brando, "The Wild Ones"
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Thus spake the master programmer:
"When a program is being tested, it is too late to make design changes."
-- Geoffrey James, "The Tao of Programming"
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"I think it is true for all _n. I was just playing it safe with _n >= 3
because I couldn't remember the proof."
-- Baker, Pure Math 351a
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panic("Foooooooood fight!");
-- In the kernel source aha1542.c, after detecting a bad segment list
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Cleanliness is next to impossible.
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Where's the man could ease a heart like a satin gown?
-- Dorothy Parker, "The Satin Dress"
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Her days were spent in a kind of slow bustle; always busy without getting
on, always behind hand and lamenting it, without altering her ways;
wishing to be an economist, without cont
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