Recent reviews by Jaffapolice

if factorio is a video game cra.ck addiction, balatro is fentany.l. i bought this game semi casually not thinking that i would play it much, so i booted it up to test it.

it has now been 12 hours, the sun has set and is starting to rise again. this game has completely taken over my mind and i have forgotten to eat.

amazing. 100/10

"hemon loottii" *poks* "oi"

aivan loistava peli, meidän viimeisen vuosineljänneksemme among us.

goated with the swauce, 11/10

came back after 2 years of not playing

got 6 ♥♥♥♥ matches in a row

got 1 good match and topfragged

>autobalance - you are now on team red

i had problems falling asleep for a long time, but after playing just one game of northgard i was so bored that i instantly fell asleep after closing my computer :p

kappa

the pacing is really slow though, leaving this as a reminder to myself if i ever touch this game again.

minecraft for broke boys that turned into one of the best games on steam, an absolute classic

ez steam levels, thanks devs very cool

You literally have better games on roblox. Don't bother with this.

Simply put, Darwin project is an incredible battle royale game with huge potential to become a phenomenal game, but there is one huge factor that will always hold it from reaching that level. The biggest problem in this game is also its most unique selling point, the "Director". Basically, the director is a god that controls when zones close, where powerups spawn etc, he can also directly affect the players and give them health, shields and other buffs.

Sounds like a great idea right? Well currently it is a terrible ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ idea. Since literally anyone can become the director, you have all these dumbasses teaming with players, giving them shields mid fight, informing them about other players locations and spawning electronics right next to them. All this while they can also bully people they don't like, closing zones or trapping people into nukes or putting a manhunt on you so everyone in the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game can see you.

Ofcourse there are the good directors that help the underdogs and make the game interesting for everyone, but since over 50% of all the directors are russian kids under the age of 10 that just want to go on a huge power trip and team with any fellow russian player they can see. This removes all competetive aspect from the game, It wont matter how well you play when 9 yr old Dimitri makes the last guy in the 1v1 INVINCIBLE.

I really hate to give this game a negative review, I mean the first 6 hours were amazing, I was in a complete trance by the skill based movement/combat, the indepth resource gathering/crafting and absolutely gorgeous environment. But as long as there is no way to play without a director I simply cannot recommend this game.

A great platforming experience, definetly pick it up if it's in a sale.