Y'all won't guess what happened to me. So last night around 2pm in the summer around Christmas time, I was in my room walking home on my way to work, and my mom, and i was hungry so my grandma went in the kitchen and started making some sense, cuz my sister lost her virginity, AGAIN, but this time she left it at her boyfriends rooster in the barn, and her birthday was coming up yesterday, so i got her a little self portrait that this dude drew, but this dude drew it in Spanish, like how she supposed to understand that, that's why i don't mess with Mitchel Musso, you know what i'm sayin. And i know y'all must be thinking why he outside in a jacket, because it's hot as hell in my freezing room, so i turned on the fan but i didn't know she was underaged, and i lost my breath, turns out she was hiding it and i found it. And she got mad so she gave me herpes. No, she gave me her peas cuz i told her she was an A out of 10, and she stupid, that's why i don't like her, that's why i told her she tired, like Michelin, but Michel is a men i saw one time in Men In Black, but Men In Black is really racist.