Before you say I cheat, let's have a moment of silence for my props:

Processor Information:
Vendor: GenuineIntel
Speed: 3292 Mhz
Video Card:
Driver: Intel(R) HD Graphics
Memory:
RAM: 3944 Mb
Miscellaneous:
UI Language: English
Microphone: No, I do not have a microphone.
Mouse: Microsoft Arc Touch Bluetooth Mouse
Mouse Mat: My Desk

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