( Since you're here already: )
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"My chances of winning are: null. Though, in improbability theory, there is no zero."

Super cuddly on the outside, just want someone to rip out my throat on the inside.
: ̗̀➛Grim please crush my windpipe;
: ̗̀➛Bret please shatter my spine;
: ̗̀➛Reef please boil my toes in my own blood;
: ̗̀➛Krillix please inject nuclear waste into my balls;
: ̗̀➛Tokyo please eat my ass raw until it profusely bleeds;
: ̗̀➛Jimmy please give me a wet sloppy kiss on the lips;
: ̗̀➛Hannah please grab my horns;
: ̗̀➛Doki please marry me;
: ̗̀➛Craft please fracture my pelvis in approx. 7 segments (non-negotiable);
: ̗̀➛Friskii please go swimming in the pools of Chernobyl with me;
: ̗̀➛Aserii please take me on a relaxing stroll through the slums of Memphis;
: ̗̀➛Sxomii please shoot air into my bloodstream;
: ̗̀➛Minnalow please "hi" (<- he's a dumbass ((also very true information)));
: ̗̀➛Willow please sacrifice my firstborn child;
: ̗̀➛Bigsley please bring me more drugs;
: ̗̀➛Joony please turn me into a little fox burrito;
: ̗̀➛Styx please stop tilting me;
: ̗̀➛Siviks please stop boinking me;
: ̗̀➛Nesity please file my taxes;

Bundy please throw me out of the second story window, instantaneously shattering every bone in my body, killing me instantly;
*Bleeds*


Fine Print:
**Not a Furry**
**Out of your league**
**Your moms secret boyfriend**
**Shivering my timbers**

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