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42 of 42 (100%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

Hit and Run

Break out of the Combine prisoner transport vehicle.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 11:10am

Quaranta Giorni

Enter the Quarantine Zone.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 11:43am

Mazel Tov

Pick up and smash 50 glass bottles.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2020 @ 8:10pm

Good Grub

Feed the snark.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 11:02am

On a Roll

Interact with the playground somehow.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2020 @ 8:40pm

Little Slugger

Represent yourself with a specific prop on Russell's map.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2020 @ 9:30pm

Eye of the Geiger

Measure Russell with the Geiger counter.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2020 @ 9:29pm

Mag-Snagger

Catch Russell's ammo magazine before it hits the ground.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 11:18am

Sustenance

Receive a tasty treat.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 12:21pm

Freshly Squeezed

Test your grip on a headcrab heart.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2020 @ 9:03pm

Zombie with a Shotgun

Collect the shotgun.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 12:32pm

Xen Garden

Enter the explosive Xen infestation.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2020 @ 5:45pm

Off the Rails

Stop the prisoner transport train.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2020 @ 6:16pm

Checking In

Reach the Northern Star.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2020 @ 11:32am

Heart-Breaker Hotel

Get creative turning the power back on.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2020 @ 12:00pm

Surface Tension

Escape the underground pit.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2020 @ 12:20pm

Unbonded

Collect the SMG.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2020 @ 6:40am

Cord-Cutter

Shut down the substation.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2020 @ 7:12am

Blast From the Past

Defuse a roomful of explosive barrels.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2020 @ 4:17pm

Sound Strategy

Escape the distillery without killing Jeff.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2020 @ 9:44am

Flat Note

Kill Jeff.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2020 @ 5:37pm

Crustacean Frustration

Kill the annoying headcrab before it breaks everything.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2020 @ 9:20am

Hold Your Liquor

Catch a bottle falling out of a cupboard before it breaks and alerts Jeff.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2020 @ 5:10pm

Sea Level

Reach the aquatic exhibits.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2020 @ 5:59pm

Triple Bypass

Solve the tanker yard's electrical puzzle and escape.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2020 @ 7:24pm

High Water March

Start climbing the water tower.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2020 @ 8:12pm

Textbook Jinxing

Wake the Strider.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2020 @ 8:25pm

Point Extraction

Get to the superweapon.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2020 @ 9:00pm

Consequences

Make your choice.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2020 @ 9:03pm

Dead Giveaway

Loot a corpse.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 11:22am

Smash and Grab

Break open a supply crate with your hands.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 11:54am

Up in Arms

Install your first pistol upgrade.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 11:57am

Pro-Pain

Kill a grunt by shooting their gas tank.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2020 @ 4:20pm

Indirect Approach

Kill a Combine Heavy while their shield is up.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2020 @ 11:19am

Combine Harvester

Use the gravity gloves to loot an item off a living Combine soldier.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2020 @ 7:55pm

Xen Lootism

Snatch a Xen grenade from its resting place.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2020 @ 11:54am

Safe Trip

Use the multitool to hack a tripmine.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2020 @ 7:19am

Deadliest Catch

Use the gravity gloves to intercept an incoming enemy grenade in mid-flight.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2020 @ 7:52pm

Near-Jeff Experience

Stay close to Jeff for 10 seconds (but not too close).
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2020 @ 9:33am

Team Spirit

Bring Russell a bottle of vodka.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2020 @ 5:41pm

Gnome Vault of My Own

Bring a garden gnome with you to the Vault.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2020 @ 7:07pm

Gnome Alone

If you are reading this achievement, Gabe Newell has successfully launched Gnome Chompski into space. If you did not also receive the achievement 'Manufacturing Ascent', Newell has abandoned his plans to shoot Noam Chomsky into space.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2021 @ 9:27pm