kimi wa ne tashika ni ano toki watashi no soba ni ita
itsudatte itsudatte itsudatte sugu yoko de waratteita
nakushitemo torimodosu kimi wo I will never leave you

hakanaku tayutau sekai wo kimi no te de mamottakara
imawa tada tsubasa wo tatande yukkuri nemurinasai
eien no yasuragi ni tsutsumarete love through all eternity

yasashiku mimamoru watashi no kono te de nemurinasai
waratteta naiteta okotteta kimi no koto oboeteiru
wasurenai itsumademo kesshite until my life is exhausted

WHY BBM IS MY PRESIDENT???

Let me explain...

1.Ayukong lalabas ka ng nakasando na kita ang bra mo.
2.Ayukong magagala na ng subrang igsi ng short mo at wala ka pang cycling.
3.Wag na wag kang magbibisyo.
4.Ayukong lage kang nagpupuyat ng walang dahilan.
5.Wag kang magpapalipas ng oras sa pagkain.
6.Kumain ka sa tamang oras.
7.Ayukong kung kani kanino ka lang sumasama.
8.Wag kang magagala sa gabi ng hinde ako kasama.
9.Magingat ka palage
10.I'll never leave you no matter what happens,I'll be your bestfriend until you're last breath
11.Ako nalang kase

GONG XI ♥♥♥♥ CAI 💯🙌👏IT'S THE YEAR OF THE 🐯 T I G E R 🐯 You know what that means you qipao ♥♥♥♥♥ 👘👀 Its time to show AHGONG👲🏻👲🏻👴🏻👴🏻 and AHMA 👵👵your PHATTEST mandarin oranges 🍊🍊🍊👅👅👅And get some THICCC HONGBAOS ㊗️💰🈵‼️Get your love letters 💕💕 ready for some of your 大哥's BIG 肉干 😩😩👅💦💦and get ready to be ♥♥♥♥♥♥ 👉👌👌 DOGGY STYLE 🐶😫 perform DOGGY STYLE ?🐶? to get more HONGBAOS 👌💰💰Send this to 8⃣8⃣ of your most SUPERSTITIOUS ♥♥♥♥♥ 💰💰🙊🙊 and get a sexy LION DANCE 🐲🐲💃💃 this CNY‼️‼️‼️ If you get 0⃣-3⃣ of these back, you won't get to enjoy any of that 大肉干 If you get 4⃣-7⃣ of these back ur 年年有 👉👌🍆🍆💦😩💦😩 If you get more than 8⃣ back your flat chinese ass 😶😶😶will be screaming HUAT AH tonight ♨️♨️🈵🈵‼️

copium

Hi! Thanks for A2A!
Some of my and my friends funny status are:

1)Can’t talk, telepathy only!
2)Read books instead of reading my status!
3)SI unit of ignorance = “seen”
4)My “last seen at” was just to check your “last seen at”.
5)Don’t take life too seriously, you won’t get out of it alive.
6)WARNING!! I know karate …..and some other words!!!
7)It’s amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world each day fit exactly the length of newspaper.
8)Congratulations!!My tallest finger want to give you a standing ovation.
9)A black cat passing by the crossroad can stop hundreds of people what a RED LIGHT on traffic signal has failed to do for long time!!
10)In victory, you deserve Champagne. In defeat you need it.


Hope u enjoyed!

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ONCE YOU HAVE BEEN HIT, YOU HAVE TO HIT 13 OTHER FILIPINO FRIENDS OF YOURS, IF YOU GET THIS SENT BACK TO YOU YOU WILL KNOW THAT YOU ARE A TRUE FILIPINO AND HONORED TO BE ONE BY YOUR FILIPNINO FRIENDS! IF YOU DON'T SENT THIS TO AT LEAST 13 PEOPLE YOU WILL BE A DISGRACE TO FILIPINOS