Recent reviews by TwoApplePie

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ in school telling me, always in the barber shop PUBG ain’t bout this, PUBG ain’t bout that My boy a BD on ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Lamron and them He, he they say that ♥♥♥♥♥ don’t be putting in no work SHUT THE ♥♥♥♥ UP! Y'all ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ain’t know ♥♥♥♥ All ya ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ talk about PUBG ain’t no hitta PUBG ain’t this PUBG a fake SHUT THE ♥♥♥♥ UP Y'all don’t live with that ♥♥♥♥♥ Y'all know that ♥♥♥♥♥ got caught with a ratchet Shootin' at the police and ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥ been on probation since ♥♥♥♥♥♥, I don’t know when! ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ stop ♥♥♥♥♥♥' playin' him like that Them ♥♥♥♥♥♥ savages out there If I catch another ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ talking sweet about PUBG I’m ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ beating they ass! I’m not ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ playing no more You know those ♥♥♥♥♥♥ role with Lil' Reese and them

Thought it was a General supply crate, I ran up to it ready to strike it with trusty crowbar. As i clicked i saw it read "TNT CRATE" and i knew at that moment i ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up. I blew up and died.

10/10 - would blow up again.

pretty mid

I can now fullfil my thirst for killing nazi-dinosaurs in order to protect my country.
And also my thirst for biting down into a goat and tossing it to a person and then the goat kills the person.

-10/10
(it has dinosaurs and goats what else could you want?)

A classic dungeon hack n' slash game.
Create your own maps, play with friends, or even split screen co-op with another friend next to you.
Play maps made by friends or strangers.
This game is a little bit repetetive, but the contents in it are enjoyable. You'll get used to the combat system.
The dragon is tough, but not unbeatable.

Overall 9/10 would reccomend to friends.

As a person who doesn't really get into singleplayer games ( even though this game will become multiplayer soon ), i'd say i've probably had more in a while by getting killed the first day by a frog. While barely surviving the first ten nights and getting mauled by various things, i would recommend this game to any friend. Also finding dead people ( skeletons ) is the most fun part lol, pickin up their stuff.

9.5/10
(just because multiplayer isn't here yet)

Bought this game for $1.50 for me and my friend seemed like an ok game that was cheap. Suddenly this game turned into endless fun for an hour or two screaming our asses off trying to live. For a cheap game it gives fun gameplay with you and your friend. I would recommend this game because it's cheap and fun (with no strings attached dlc,in-game purchases, etc..)

If this game was a french fry,
It'd be the best french fry i ever tasted.

The trailer is full of lies.
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80/10

Told a cop to get down and cuff himself

He did.


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10/10
cop cuffing simulator 2014.