Expect the worst, it's the least you can do.
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We should have a Vollyballocracy. We elect a six-pack of presidents.
Each one serves until they screw up, at which point they rotate.
-- Dennis Miller
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It's not hard to admit errors that are [only] cosmetically wrong.
-- J.K. Galbraith
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Chuck Norris just says "no" to drugs. If he said "yes", it would collapse Colombia's infrastructure.
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Never trust any complicated cocktail that remainds perfectly clear until
the last ingredient goes in, and then immediately clouds.
(alt.fan.pratchett)
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Q: How many Oregonians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Three. One to screw in the light bulb and two to fend off all those
Californians trying to share the experience.
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Homer: I don't want you to see me sitting on my worthless butt.

Bart: We've seen it, Dad.

Homer at the Bat
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