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will you be my valentine baby

they tried circumcising me but my foreskin grew back stronger.Since then I have been getting circumcised every 6 months.My foreskin is now stronger than steel.Whenever I am in danger,I pull it out my body like an outer shell.It is fully bulletproof,fireproof,waterproof and extremly lightweight.I have planst o sell it as a highly rare,highly resistant material and make millions.Bridges will be made out of beams of foreskin, and police units will wear foreskin vests. I will be living in my foreskin house and bath in my wealth. I am foreskin man. Follow me to join my master plan.

im driving a race car (race car (yuh))

im hearing some big things about this guy, chief otto
he hits the lotto all the time
but i hear that he doesnt want me to say otto or lotto in the same sentence because he doesnt take any L's, you know what I mean?

why is it my problem you are an orange farmer now? stupid cripple lol