dude has "former member of tnurG" in his bio like he left

+rep he plays games with me but only sometimes but also only between 8-10pm on wednesday nights when its raining with a southeastern wind of 12.2mph with one guy outside saying "we needed this rain" 3 doors down to his husband of 15 years who had three children before their marriage with a girl named Lilo who owns a large labrador retriever named Nyx who is trained to shake but only shook with his left paw because his right paw got hurt in a duck hunting accident on April 12th 2001 at 930am when he went to jump out of the truck and didnt know it was still moving so he fell and hurt and was taken to the vet where they told Lilo that he would never be

able to put his full bodyweight or shake with his right paw again but lo and behold two days ago Lilo was with her new husband Phil who told me that Nyx shook with his right paw and was so excited Phil gave him part of the cheese stick he was eating since Nyx was being such a good boy but Phil didnt know Nyx was lactose intolerant so Nyx went outside 30 minutes later and pooped all over the place like a really runny poop that was a mess to clean up becaus

e Phil and Lilo live in an HoA area and they have to pick up the dog poop or it is a 25$ daily fine if the neighbors report them which they have a couple times so they are very careful picking up poop now but this poop was so liquidy that it was impossible to pick up so Phil sprayed it with water trying to dilute it and make it look like there was no poop but now the grass is dying in that spot from being overwatered so now they are getting fined 50$ a day until they get either new sod put down or the grass is brought back to life but that is going to be difficult because in the midwest Zoysia grass is not native and is very difficult to maintain because of its susceptibility to disease and foot traffic. The first couples name is Luke and Larry, which is very weird because both names start with L and thats odd because they took Luke's last name which is Laas which comes

from the German town of Laas which is where Luke is from and wanted to keep the history behind the name and keep it going because Larry's last name was Smith which is really basic and doesnt really mean anything to Larry so he decided to adopt the last name Laas so the whole weird thing is that their names all have the initials L.L. unless they include their middle names which comes out to L.O.L. and L.E.L. which had to be some sort of joke because I LOL'd at Luke's initials because his middle name is Owens which was his grandpas name and he loved his "Grampos" Larry's middle name was

Eleanor which came from Gone in 60 seconds because his Dad was a total car guy but he was always poor and Larry decided that he wasnt going to follow in his dad's footsteps so Larry started his own lawncare business named Larry's Lawn's and he put the apostrophe on "Lawn's" because he wanted to show that he owns the lawns more than the apostrophe in his name or something. IDK he wasn't always the brightest but he mows my lawn once a week and only charges me $25 which is a steal because my lawn is pretty big and has a couple trees but he does really good work so if you need to have your lawn mowed give Larry a try and look him up on facebook at "Larry's Lawn's"