idk who u are or how we met but +rep

It has been 4 hours since I successfully sucked my own penis 🍆👄. Things are different now 😳. As soon as mouth-to-penis contact was made ⚡️, I felt a shockwave through my body 💥. I have reason to believe I have super strength 💪 and telekinesis 🧠 now… 3 hours after contact, I noticed a van 🚐 parked on my street 🏘️ but no one has entered or exited the car since its arrival 👀. I fear for my safety 😰. I'm not sure what sort of power I may have stumbled upon, but it's possible that the government has found out 🕵️‍♂️🛰️.

willy is massive btw

your mother is a hamster and your father smells of elder berries

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racist

i came in your grandma