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Your heart is pure, and your mind clear, and your soul devout.
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But Calvin is no kind and loving god! He's one of the old gods! He demands
sacrifice! -- Calvin
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Bart: I'll take up smoking and give that up.
Homer: Good for you, son. Giving up smoking is one of the hardest
things you'll ever have to do. Have a dollar.
Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala(annoyed grunt)ocious
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If elected, Zippy pledges to each and every American a 55-year-old houseboy ...
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"Anything else you wish to draw to my attention, Mr. Holmes ?"
"The curious incident of the stable dog in the nighttime."
"But the dog did nothing in the nighttime."
"That was the curious incident."
-- A. Conan Doyle, "Silver Blaze"
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To many, total abstinence is easier than perfect moderation.
-- St. Augustine
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