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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
1 person found this review funny
181.3 hrs on record (80.1 hrs at review time)
I will never play this game again
Posted 6 December, 2024.
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3 people found this review helpful
12.1 hrs on record (5.4 hrs at review time)
> Installed the game
> "Wow! That's a pretty art style!"
> Slowly finish the game
> Watch yourself turn into the guy from the painting "Thousand-yard stare" by Thomas Lea
> Sob your eyes out at the end of the game
Posted 12 October, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
0.9 hrs on record
goofy ass game
Posted 7 June, 2024.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
8.8 hrs on record (7.5 hrs at review time)
I ended my 10 year relationship with my childhood friend, Thank you EA, And thank you to everyone that worked on this game!

I absolutely despise this game.
Posted 20 March, 2024.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
1,003.7 hrs on record (929.5 hrs at review time)
It's the biggest piece of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ but I'll still play...
Posted 14 March, 2024. Last edited 9 March, 2025.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
21.4 hrs on record
♥♥♥♥ fifa
Posted 21 August, 2023.
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1 person found this review funny
225.5 hrs on record (75.1 hrs at review time)
It ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sucks, Someone please kill me
Posted 7 August, 2023.
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182.3 hrs on record (3.9 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
asmr asmr asmr
Posted 4 July, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
32.8 hrs on record (23.8 hrs at review time)
---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☑ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☑ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☐ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☐ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☑ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☑ Easy
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☑ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☑ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☑ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☑ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☑ Never heard of
☐ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

---{ ? / 10 }---
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☑ 10
Posted 24 May, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
27.8 hrs on record (9.0 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
I've killed 420k+ People in 1 world.
Posted 5 May, 2023.
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