A girl.... AND a gamer? Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! *eyes pop out* AROOOOOOOOGA! *jaw drops tongue rolls out* WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF *tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach* WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr *tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart* Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... *heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt* ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum *milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets* BABY WANTS TO ♥♥♥♥ *inhales from the gas tank* honka honka honka honka *masturabtes furiously* ohhhh my gooooodd~

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A frat bro like you really thinks you have a chance against me on the chess board? In your dreams, dude. While you were distracted with deadlifts and drinking Dos Equis, I destroyed my opponents with D-Pawn openings. Oh, you have a full-ride sports scholarship? We'll see if you can even stop a scholar's mate. You can keep your brawn and brews, I checkmate Chads like you constantly.

Quistina??? that you?

A frat bro like you really thinks you have a chance against me in the courtyard? In your dreams, dude. While you were distracted with deadlifts and drinking Dos Equis, I destroyed my opponents with drags and reverses. Oh, you have a full-ride sports scholarship this fall? We'll see if you fall for feints like the rest of them. You can keep your brawn and brews, I 10-0 Chads like you constantly.

Master at golf, farmed us in golf with friends - 3/3 recommend to turn pro.