Any unusual/rare item is mine, I don't wanna give em up.
Feel free to call me a skank in the comments or something
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“In dos, white sharpness was a 1.5x raw modifier”
“wtf i’m bleached now”
“Malky no you can’t say that. that’s not what that means”

“Futanari Mori Calliope be like: Aye! Where my ♥♥♥ go, the ♥♥♥♥?!”
“me: -image of bubble goldfish-“
“excusemewhat”
“what the ♥♥♥♥”
“bubble goldfish are so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ cute”

“The cartel plans to chop me up and throw the key away!”
“HUH???”

“My ass has been eating the same sandwich for the last three days, i’m sick of it”
“I’m going to kill myself this christmas”

“Remember friend, Being molested is the only thing scarier than freddy fazbear”