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My name is Mork. I found you on masteroverwatch as one of the top mercy's and i think that's great!
I like my women skilled at something and still know their place.(Let's be honest if you played a skillful hero like genji or widowmaker, you wouldn't be 4th)
From now on you'll be my duo and girlfriend. You'll pocket me.
This comes with some conditions:
You'll be required to send me snaps of you every morning, high noon, and evening. Some nude ones at night too.
You obviously wont be allowed to stream any more and talk to other guys.
If you please me i'll buy you an occasional loot box or two.
We'll skype everyday, make sure to buy a high definition webcam soon.
└📁Program Files (x86)
⠀└📁steam
⠀⠀└📁steamapps
⠀⠀⠀└📁common
⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁Counter-Strike: Global Offensive
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁Skills
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└⚠️This folder is EMPTY
FU ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐
Seriously, FU (ಠ_ಠ)┌∩┐
I don't care ╭∩╮(︶︿︶)╭∩╮
The Finger And The Ass ┌∩┐(‿|‿)┌∩┐
The Finger And The Boobs ┌∩┐(◟‿◞◟‿◞)┌∩┐
Oh Yeah? WFU ╭∩╮ (òÓ,) ╭∩╮
Table Flip (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
Flip All Dem Tablez ┻━┻︵ \(°□°)/ ︵ ┻━┻
Epic Table Flip (˚Õ˚)ر ~~~~╚╩╩╝
Ok. I Put Table Back ┬──┬ ノ( ゜-゜ノ)
Put More Tables Back ┏━┓┏━┓┏━┓ ︵ /(^.^/)
Anon ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)
Punch! O=('-'Q)
Pistols ̿' ̿'\̵͇̿̿\з=(◕_◕)=ε/̵͇̿̿/'̿'̿ ̿
…….…………………….¸„-^"¯ :\_ / o '"*'"¯/' BORK BORK
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.:.:.:.:.„-^" : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : :- GIVE THIS CUTE DOGGO
:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.: : : : : : : : : : ¸„-^¯ TO PEOPLE YOU CARE ABOUT
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.:.:.:.:.„-^" : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : :- GIVE THIS CUTE DOG
:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.: : : : : : : : : : ¸„-^¯ TO PEOPLE YOU CARE ABOUT
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WE TRUE HOMIES
WE RIDE TOGETHER
WE DIE TOGETHER
send this GUN to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get 13 your A TRUE HOMI