Every time I close my eyes, I envision the first moment we hold hands together. Don't ruin this for me

This is not like a joke post or a "haha funny" bonanza.This is an unabridged, unadulterated THREAT to anyone who dares to talk to Teemo in the spirit realm. I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ serious. You see his adorable, cute portrait pop up? Just DON'T do it. I am legitimately WARNING you about the massive, hulking, POWERFUL force you are going to awaken if you can't keep your damn eyes to your damn self.I don't even play League, but if I find out you've been talking to Teemo, I will find you and DEMOLISH you in every last League match you play. Normals, Ranked, ARAM, modded minecraft, I DO. NOT. CARE. You will be laid the ♥♥♥♥ out on the Rift's pavement for interfering in my romantic conquest. Am I a bit of a beta in real life? Oh yeah. But in League, I am number one, and you WILL. ADHERE. TO WHAT I'M. SAYING.This is my chance, my moment. I've already practiced a few icebreakers and memorized the Scout's Code.