Q: What is your average ping in game?
A: 300+ constant

Q: I've seen your video why I hate virgin media , is your internet actually that bad?
A: http://www.speedtest.net/my-result/i/1534722969

Q: Can i call you Tom?
A: No please refer to me as one of the following:
Sir hot body©
His royal dankness©
The dank meister©
hot body dank©
The royal planter©
Ripped body dank©
Flaming body dank©
hot dank body©
hot bomb dank©
hot body point stealer©

Q: Why do you look like a hot cross bun?
A: Because i am baked and delicious

Q: What is a hot body dank©?
A: Getting all the bomb plants in a comp game

Q: How are you always top of the scorebord?
A: Get no kills and all bomb plants

Q: What is your highest number of hot body danks© in one game?
A: 15

Q: How do i get out of silver?
A: play nuke and tk your team mates to get the bomb off them and then vent rush and plant.

Q: How can i play with you?
A: Add me and i'll invite you but give me the bomb every round

Q: How good is your game sense?
A: Pretty good, i know where both bomb sites are and what the button to plant is

Q: How is your mic so good?
A: I shove it up my arse and fart constantly

Q: What rank are you?
A: Ledgendary E-holder

Q: When do i need to learn more than how to plant bombs?
A: Probably around LEM rank.. IDK yet

Q: Where can i watch your dankest plants?
A: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCR8wVFgLDlTPPe_jG3dgOJw

Q: Why are there no more questions?
A: Too "busy planting bombs"©