you're so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bad at chess

+rep, excellent skill. appreciate you for the match

There's a rizz man,

gooning in the sky,

He'd like to come and edge us,

But he's afraid we'll blow our loads,

There's a rizz man,

Mewing in the sky,

He told us not to blow our loads

'cause chat is this real?

I never want to have ♥♥♥ with a guy I only find women attractive but I have a bad p0rn addiction (which I'm trying to stop) and I also have a gf but recently watched ♥♥♥ p0rn and was turned on but I think being ♥♥♥ is freaking weird after I was finished I was disgusted in myself but I was still turned on when it happened so I dont really know how to think about it am I just a really ♥♥♥♥♥ person like can anyone relate to this

Let's cut to the chase. I'll pay you $50 to step on my balls. You heard me. 50 buckaroos to step on my t3sticles. The amount of time it would take to step on my balls and then resume to your regular schedule is about 1 second if you are skilled at the job. If you do the maths that is a profit equivalent to $3600 an hour. I may or may not offer some wiggle room in the amount that you will be compensated but i can assure you my offer is as generous as they come. Think about what you could do with $50. A lot of people would take that $50 and use it to buy some sort of goods but instead i like to invest that $50 in intangible service, which would be paying someone to step on my balls, hence this conversation. This is a limited time offer and if you don't want to be of service then i will go recruit another ball-stepper. Get back to me ASAP, these balls won't step on themselves.

Krepyl