I never want to have s3x with a guy I only find women attractive but I have a bad p0rn addiction (which I'm trying to stop) and I also have a gf but recently watched gay p0rn and was turned on but I think being gay is freaking weird after I was finished I was disgusted in myself but I was still turned on when it happened so I dont really know how to think about it am I just a really h0rny person like can anyone relate to this

Let's cut to the chase. I'll pay you $50 to step on my balls. You heard me. 50 buckaroos to step on my t3sticles. The amount of time it would take to step on my balls and then resume to your regular schedule is about 1 second if you are skilled at the job. If you do the maths that is a profit equivalent to $3600 an hour. I may or may not offer some wiggle room in the amount that you will be compensated but i can assure you my offer is as generous as they come. Think about what you could do with $50. A lot of people would take that $50 and use it to buy some sort of goods but instead i like to invest that $50 in intangible service, which would be paying someone to step on my balls, hence this conversation. This is a limited time offer and if you don't want to be of service then i will go recruit another ball-stepper. Get back to me ASAP, these balls won't step on themselves.

Krepyl

sexzy boi

Rabitto!

oneemeh

my ♥♥♥♥ fell off

After hours of deliberation with the Council of High Intelligence and Educational Findings (C.H.I.E.F), it has been determined that the contents of this statement/post “ain’t it” until further notice.

my penis has exploded

2 hours to create a character. What a ♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥ love ya man

:) no worries. I thought the same the first few times it happened!

figured you were hacking, my b

Hey, I think I just invaded you. for future reference the reason you couldn't damage me was because of summoner lag. you were t-posed on my screen and I knew what was happening so I didn't attack you, and went for your friend instead..... and then you alt f4'd :(

invade you next time!

-Pointless Philip

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no

Hows it going dude? Staying away from the alcohol?

Big gay

Hey, ♥♥♥. You think you're hot ♥♥♥♥? Just because you troll HL2RP servers doesn't make you cool. You're not "an epick troll" OKAY? I'd say that you're twelve years old, but even a six year old isn't as immature as you. You don't understand how to roleplay, and you never will. You don't understand that ERP makes BONDS between characters, OKAY BUDDY? Just because I ERP doesn't mean I'm a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ loser. You're the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ LOSER for trolling every single day on servers where people just want to roleplay peacefully. ♥♥♥♥ YOU!!! You ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ stupid ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Just because you have some ESP from MPGH or some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ doesn't make you a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ HACKER, stupid ♥♥♥♥♥. Watch out around me buddy, because I'm 6'3" and 230 pounds of muscle, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ idiot. I have your address, and I'm not afraid to do ♥♥♥♥. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥! If you haven't gotten it through your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ THICK SKULL yet, ♥♥♥♥ YOU ♥♥♥♥♥♥!!! And don't make fun of my autism either!! I'm smarter and more mature than you, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥