"The bigger the FUPA, the tastier the chalupa!" - ♥♥♥♥ Turpin

"All poopoo times are peepee times, but not all peepee times are poopoo times" - Uneducated Peasants, ca. 1320

"All peepee times can be poopoo times, as long as you eat enough fiber" - Charles Fiber, ca. 5 minutes after inventing fiber

"Look man I just really enjoy anal and think more people should give it a whirl." -Robert Frost discussing the meaning behind The Road Not Taken, ca. 1920

Oh, baby, it’s Sucky Sucky Sunday!! Turn your Sucky Sucky Sunday into a ♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥ Funday for only $3 extra!

Pucker your bum circle! Thursty Thursday is around the corner :-)