i'm on jihad time, baby


a global demonic cabal agent's cover has been blown in LEGO City!
*a bunch of LEGO men in robes look up in fear as a spotlight shines on them sacrificing a child LEGO figure*
Build the Mandalay Bay Hotel!
*a bunch of LEGO bricks magically float together into the shape of a Las Vegas hotel*
Ascend to the 32nd floor!
*a LEGO Steven Paddock, accompanied by a bunch of LEGO Mossad agents wearing NODs and night ops gear, race up the stairs of the LEGO hotel carrying automatic rifles and LMGs*
Create a diversion!
*the LEGO operators open fire on the LEGO figures below, who are attending a country music festival*
And SAVE THE DAY!
*a bunch of LEGO bricks assemble into two black hawk helicopters which fly over the LEGO City International Airport, both of them with LEGO Mossad agents in the door gunner positions, LEGO Bill Clinton and LEGO Tony Podesta in the cockpit of one of them*


LEGO Sheriff: (waving arms angrily) HEY!
LEGO Police Deputy: (jumping with anger) HEY!
LEGO Racecar Driver: (helmet visor clanging shut as he jumps with anger) HEY!
LEGO Astronaut: (voice muffled from inside spacesuit) HEY!
LEGO Racecar Driver: (lunging forward, more angrily this time) HEY!
LEGO Police Investigator: (gesturing angrily; a cuffed prisoner in the background struggling) HEY!
LEGO Coast Guard Lookout: (angrily gesturing with binoculars) HEY!
LEGO Highway Patrolman: (gesturing in a fit of anger) HEY!
LEGO Motorcycle Policeman: (spreading arms in contempt) HEY!
LEGO Train Engineer: (adjusting his hat, gesturing to indicate a mixture of concern and anger) HEY!
LEGO Construction Worker: (scrunching his eyes shut in a rage) HEY!
LEGO Outdoor Law Enforcement Deputy: (waving arms in a manic fit of anger) HEY!
LEGO Park Ranger: (nearly knocking his flat-brimmed hat off) HEY!
LEGO Racecar Transport Helicopter Pilot: (gesturing from the cockpit of his helicopter) HEY!
LEGO Mining Supervisor: (waving his arms maniacally, clearly distressed) HEY!
LEGO Miner: (as if trying to get the attention of another crewman) HEEEYYYYY!
LEGO Ship Captain: (simultaneously angry and pleading) HEY!
LEGO Fire Department Shop Assistant: (yelling into a telephone before slamming it down) HEY!
LEGO Fireman: (in angry panic; behind him another fireman is being dragged by the firehouse dalmation while shouting, "hey, hey, hey!") HEY!
From the surface of a planet, deep in space: SHUT UP!
LEGO Train Station Owner: (walking forward slowly, glowering and spreading his arms in an unmistakably accusatory gesture, his tone somewhere between admonishing accusation and genuinely damaged ego) Heyyyy.....