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Black Velvet 1 Nov, 2023 @ 10:19pm 
Gay sex.
Nyshra⚣ 6 Aug, 2023 @ 12:55am 
Gay sex.
goodsarah99 21 Jul, 2023 @ 12:34pm 
Bazinga
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Bazinga
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gort 4 Jul, 2020 @ 9:51pm 
Solomon's using the PLR.
He is an overseas asset, and he has been for years.
He used me, he uses everyone.
He said, "get the bombs!"
Eighty thousand dead.
We can avert war between our nations.
Well, the blast yield matches Russian suitcase nuke specs.
We have secured what appears to be a WMD.
Wait, there's room for two more.
How many portable nuclear devices did you see in the bank vault?
Where the hell are the other two?!
The 14th of this month.
We got maps of Paris, New York.
He's using public transit to move the weapons.
Solomon will strike.