Koen...? Koen... huh... OOH! oh my god.. uhm.. Ben... He came up to me when I was... trying to Burt off, instead of sleeping. So he brought up his friend named Koen, that he was close to and used to hook up with, in, uhh.. when he was in elementary school... I'm not sure why he told me that...

i ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ love fishing. words cannot express how much i ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ love fishing. i wake up and think about fishing. i sleep and dream about fishing. i eat fish. i sell fish for a living. i have a talking fish on my wall next to my fishing rods of which i use to fish. i divorced my ♥♥♥♥♥ wife because she said i was fishing too much. i lost the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ house but i kept my rods. my fishing rods. the rods i use to fish. i ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ love fishing.

Slaying both the game and the looks, nya~! 💖 Keep serving those cute vibes while pwning the leaderboard, uwu~! Never stop being your fabulous self, nya~! :3

elite player, flawless execution, let's keep the wins flowing

it was a late rainy night, sky gray like just about anything since im colorblind. went out to walk for the diner with 50 cigarettes in my mouth all unlit because im not careful. met a lady at the diner, she had legs like a chair, arms like a chair and also body of a chair. she was a chair. "rainy night, huh?" i said to the cashier. "no ♥♥♥♥, sherlock. we are at a noir film." he responded.

fairy disgusting player. He was inactive, Gooning, refused to play and frequently afk. He is getting offendet if anyone dares to react to this negativly. To make it worse he doesnt even try. It is not bad to be not as good as others but this player is infuriating goonish and just goons on.
Replays suggest similar actions in previous game, he showes a sickening extreme of going afk just to goon.
He cannot be talked to or reasoned with, since he always insists in some way to 'resume his goon sesh'. He never stops gooning! Utterly disgusting. He hold every player hostage, just by occupying a player slot.
To be even more disgusting he belives "everyone else is toxic" if they dare to react to this outlandish exess of gooning negativly. No swearing or insults required. He is one out of a thousand. An utterly disgusting player. Avoid!