Koen...? Koen... huh... OOH! oh my god.. uhm.. Ben... He came up to me when I was... trying to Burt off, instead of sleeping. So he brought up his friend named Koen, that he was close to and used to hook up with, in, uhh.. when he was in elementary school... I'm not sure why he told me that...

i ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ love fishing. words cannot express how much i ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ love fishing. i wake up and think about fishing. i sleep and dream about fishing. i eat fish. i sell fish for a living. i have a talking fish on my wall next to my fishing rods of which i use to fish. i divorced my ♥♥♥♥♥ wife because she said i was fishing too much. i lost the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ house but i kept my rods. my fishing rods. the rods i use to fish. i ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ love fishing.

Slaying both the game and the looks, nya~! 💖 Keep serving those cute vibes while pwning the leaderboard, uwu~! Never stop being your fabulous self, nya~! :3

elite player, flawless execution, let's keep the wins flowing

it was a late rainy night, sky gray like just about anything since im colorblind. went out to walk for the diner with 50 cigarettes in my mouth all unlit because im not careful. met a lady at the diner, she had legs like a chair, arms like a chair and also body of a chair. she was a chair. "rainy night, huh?" i said to the cashier. "no ♥♥♥♥, sherlock. we are at a noir film." he responded.

fairy disgusting player. He was inactive, Gooning, refused to play and frequently afk. He is getting offendet if anyone dares to react to this negativly. To make it worse he doesnt even try. It is not bad to be not as good as others but this player is infuriating goonish and just goons on.
Replays suggest similar actions in previous game, he showes a sickening extreme of going afk just to goon.
He cannot be talked to or reasoned with, since he always insists in some way to 'resume his goon sesh'. He never stops gooning! Utterly disgusting. He hold every player hostage, just by occupying a player slot.
To be even more disgusting he belives "everyone else is toxic" if they dare to react to this outlandish exess of gooning negativly. No swearing or insults required. He is one out of a thousand. An utterly disgusting player. Avoid!

fairy disgusting player. He was inactive, idle, refused to play and frequently afk. He is getting offendet if anyone dares to react to this negativly. To make it worse he doesnt even try. It is not bad to be not as good as others but this player is infuriating inactive and just does nothing.
Replays suggest similar actions in previous game, he showes a sickening extreme of refuse to play.
He cannot be talked to or reasoned with, since he always insists in some way to refuse to play. He never even trys! Utterly disgusting. He forces a massive unfair disadvantage just by occupying a player slot.
To be even more disgusting he belives "everyone else is toxic" if they dare to react to this outlandish exess of inactivity negativly. No swearing or insults required. He is one out of a thousand. An utterly disgusting player. Avoid!

I just have seen your stream and wanted to say that I thought you were super adorable. You dont know me at all and i know it's kinda weird. I just thought maybe it'd be fun to roleplay with you as your online gf maybe? I know you're straight. I'm a boy thats why I was saying roleplay.. this isn't a troll. Again, I know it's really random and weird. I'm sorry. It would just be a fun online relationship - nothing serious and I could donate to you and your stream and support you and just be here

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that 😃 It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you 😉 sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

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Het is TENTAMENWEEK 😤😤 en het is TIJD ⏱⏱ om je EDUCATIE ERECTIES 🎒📚🍆🍆 TEVOORSCHIJN te HALEN 😯😯 en deze TENTAMENS te NEUKEN 🤣🤣😉😉. Ja, dat KLOPT, maak je klaar om je SLETTERIGE STUDIEMAATJES 😏😏 te BOOTYCALLEN 🍑📞 en BESTUDEER 👊👊 de BOEKEN 📘📗📙 tot je BREIN 🧠🧠 helemaal RAUW is 😫😫 en je PEN 🖊🖊 DROOG is 😵😵. Dus laten we de ♥♥♥ in CUMULATIEF stoppen 💦💦 en dit KLUSJE KLAREN 🙌🙌. Stuur dit naar de 11 SLETTERIGSTE 🤤🤤 STUDENTEN die je kent of je wordt letterlijk GENEUKT! 😱😱

+rep fast trader

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Hi

After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.

I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.

When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay.

Don't trust this guy

lief klein aap ventje

hey?

o.o ..... <.< .... O.o... Hold on, lady. You... are a.. girl gamer? Shifts in chair, tugging at collar >.> A fine, alluring lady such as yourself... Also has an intellectual side? With your ravishing, simply bewitching beauty, you pull me in...And then you penetrate my level of understanding of perfection..By informing me that you, are indeed, a girl gamer, who plays Minecraft!!! O.O My beautiful lady. I will treat you right forever, I will cherish and treasure you, I will mine you diamonds and protect you from Endermen. My lady.. be my player two....

kk

FriEND.
BoyfriEND.
GirlfriEND.
BestfriEND.
Islam.

All these things have an END except ISLAM. Just know that Allah's love for you is eternal. Peace be with you, Brother.

-rep je bent een woeshoem he kesh met jou he moest je mijn dooie goudvis maar niet beledigen he vieze uitgevreten teelbal voordat ik Guinea op je moeder zet he kesh!!

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LEVI VS TABI HOBBA HODEE

1vs1 opponent! TABI

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he is young, he is autistic, and if you don't have the patience to play with him, then I would prefer that you don't. His feelings get hurt easily, and I would prefer you not use strong language, this is a social outlet for him, and helps him deal with different situations that are hard on him in public settings. Please understand and use caution when playing with him. If you have any questions, please inbox me and I will answer as best I can

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Post this on the walls of the 12 worst dota players you know...
If you get back 5 you're awful at videogames.
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EVERYONE, I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE.

I AM A GAMER GIRL. I HAVE A FEMALE VAGINA AND BREASTS AND I USE THESE TO PLAY VIDEO GAMES.

NOW GIVE ME ATTENTION AND MAKE ME FEEL LIKE I'M SPECIAL FOR BEING INVOLVED IN A MALE DOMINATED COMMUNITY REGARDLESS OF MY SKILL LEVEL AND COMMITMENT TO THE HOBBY

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YOU'VE BEEN VISITED BY PATRICK OF HATRED AND DEPRESSION
REPOST TO 5 PEOPLE TO PROVE THAT YOUR LIFE IS♥♥♥♥♥

I live in the American Gardens Building on W. 81st Street on the 11th floor. My name is Patrick Bateman. I'm 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.

Is that an anime profile pic? O-oh wel-l-l...I'm all about anime!~ i love anime and your pic is so cute.....a-are you female? We should hang out sometimes....i bet your a cutie ;)...s-sorry was that too far?? Sorry....I've been an awkward mess ever since my parents died...i just a shoulder to cry on ;(, nobody seems to love me, ur so cute...im so out of your league....c-can we still hang out? I hope im not bugging you....i-i-i would never want to hurt you c-cause I LOVE YOU~, (~O-O~) blushing hard s-s-sorry, I hope you aren't offended by that...im such an emotional freak....p-please forgive me, lets just hang out o-okay? (>w<)

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Follow me on sound cloud: Mic Lellos, I am an up and coming teenage rapper trying to make a name for himself. Please give me a chance and help me achieve my dream.

Прекрасная певица!

Pepsi Cola.

Dit is een Pepsi Cola, waarmee je snel en gemakkelijk een blik mee kan openwrikken.

issa lgbt gamer ting

o_O ..... <.< ..... O_o... Hold on, lady. You... are a.. girl gamer? Shifts in chair, tugging at collar >.> A fine, alluring lady such as yourself... Also has an intellectual side? With your ravishing, simply bewitching beauty, you pull me in...And then you penetrate my level of understanding of perfection...By informing me that you, are indeed, a girl gamer, who plays PS4 SMITE!!! o_O My beautiful lady.

So you're going by "bland food enthusiast" now nerd? Haha whats up douche bag, it's Brynjar from Highschool. Remember me? Me and the guys used to give you a hard time in school. Sorry you were just an easy target lol. I can see not much has changed. Remember Emad? the guy you had a crush on? Yeah we're married now. I make over 200k a year and drive a mustang GT. I guess some things never change huh loser? Nice catching up lol. Pathetic..

Oke jochie, ik ben er klaar me. Ik betwijfel dat je zelfs maar de meest basale kennis hebt van hacken. Ik dual boot Linux om mijn scripts te runnen. Je maakte een grote fout door op mij te reageren zonder een proxy te gebruiken, want ik ben je IP aan het achterhalen. Omdat je zo weinig van hacken weet, dat betekent internet protocol. Zodra ik je IP heb gevonden kan ik gemakkelijk een backdoor trojan op je pc installeren, en niet te vergeten, je e-mail zal in mijn handen zijn. Neem niet eens de moeite om je pc uit te schakelen, want ik kan malware in je power systeem stoppen zodat ik je trieste computer op elk gewenst moment aan kan zetten. Misschien is het nu een goed moment om je credit card te annuleren, omdat ik die ook zal hebben. Als ik dat wilde kon ik je huisinformatie vrij te geven op mijn veilige IRC chat en misschien als je pech hebt komt er iemand aankloppen op je deur. Ik zou je aanraden om je reactie terug te nemen, want ik ben geen script kiddie.

Yo I trade my pudge arcana for any 10 Dota2 loading screens - if you want send me trade offer, I will accept

Dear Garfield Lovers,

You can now race your friends online with Garfield kart. We've added a Beta Branch on Steam for the Online Multiplayer mode .

To have access to it, you can follow this instruction:

Go to Your Steam Library -> Right click on Garfield kart -> Go to Beta -> Choose a beta Branch.
It will reinstall the game.

You can now play with your friends and throw some lasagnas at them.
*Currently only available for PC

hey i wanted to tell you this for a long whule. its very embaraasinng for me but i decided that you ust needed to know. okay.... here it goes


{i]mmij pipi hard :({/i}

i ♥♥♥♥ing love you and it breaks my heart when i see you play with someone else or anyone commenting in your profile i just want to be your GIRLfriend and put a heart in my profile linking to your profile and have a walltext of you commenting cute things i want to play video games talk in discord all night and watch a movie together but you just seem so uninterested in me it ♥♥♥♥ing kills me and i cant take it anymore i want to remove you but i care too much about you so please i'm begging you to either love me back or remove me and NEVER contact me again it hurts so much to say this because i need you by my side but if you don't love me then i want you to leave because seeing your icon in my friendlist would kill me everyday of my pathetic life

I use anime girl profile pics because all my life I've wanted to be cute like an anime girl. Everynight I fantasize about being a bright-colored hair teenage girl getting my virgin holes stuffed and stretched by Onii-chan and his friends, getting my hair tugged, being choked by a 95" meatsword, getting my face plastered in cummies from a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sesh, and being told that I've been a good kitty as master busts into my stomach. I think all of this stems from the desire to be a girl, or at least treated like one. That's all I ever wanted since the beginning, to be touched and treated like the naughty girl I was born to be and know I am at my core...

The POLICE Just Stopped ME Came Up To My Window An Said "PAPERS"? So I Said "SCISSORS" I WON & Drove OFF The ♥♥♥♥♥ Must Want A REMATCH Cuz He Been CHASING Me For The Past 10 MINUTES 😳😩

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hello! sorry for scare, but just notice profile on the Steam Community. you know how hard it are to find girls who play video game nowadays??? well, Im glad I stumble apon this little prof cause I gotta say.... ur prety cute!! ^^ ((sorry for scare, no trouble ) well... I was wondering if u wanted to play tf2 with me (Im a plat sniper, so I can carry my little princes if need. =-}) CUZ I really want someone to pub wit me.. hey hey, maybe even I could get you unusual as little gift. you like Buring? Me too, me too. anyways any, do you maybe have Skype? (no scare. no scare, I iust like meating eye to eye.) if we skype, I think we could have some good buddy commucation. ) ( i can even turn down my dubstep music in the background if you want...) add me if you want please, I jsit need friend maybe even girlfriend, to play video with.me

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It's BAD to like anime!
Post this on the wall of a HUGE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ WEEABOO and tell them how DISGUSTING they are.

At first I thought the item was just subterranean sticking with the theme and they just decided to go with Lion, but it makes sense when you delve deeper. Last year Kunkka got it because he's an admiral and TI7 was an aquatic theme, whereas this year Lion got it because he's... subterranean? You think why not Tiny, Earthshaker, Earth Spirit Sand King, Broodmother, or Viper? Well you see Lion has been to hell and back and back to hell and back and back to hell and back and back to hell and back and back to hell and back and back to hell and back and back to hell and back and back to hell and back and back to hell and back and back to hell and back and back to hell and back and back to hell and back and back to hell and back and back to hell and back and back to hell and back and back to hell and back again. And where exactly is hell, you ask? Why, it's below us over course. And what is below us? Literally everything subterranean, including Hell.