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Party time

Bottle of booze drank quickly.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2016 @ 6:01pm

Finnish wedding

Your traditional wedding condition.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2016 @ 6:06pm

Full of crap

10 000 litres worth of crap. Good job!
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2017 @ 2:59pm

Case solved

24 bottles of beer consumed!
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2016 @ 7:43am

Working man's Saturday

Time to relax.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2017 @ 10:05am

Golden steam

Enjoy the smell.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2016 @ 8:43am

Dakar rally

You just keep on going.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 3:44pm

Poor people go away

A real money man.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2016 @ 9:07pm

Thank you government

Crime is for poor people only.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2018 @ 5:24pm

You have a new friend!

He is drunk, so he must be a friend.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2016 @ 3:32pm

Responsible citizen

You got your car through inspection.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2017 @ 9:49am

Money well spent

Better luck next time.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2016 @ 9:10am

Welcome to Finland

You just experienced a Sauna.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2016 @ 7:25pm

A true hillbilly

Shopping groceries with style!
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2021 @ 1:02pm

An idiot

An idiot is definition of you.
Unlocked 2 May, 2019 @ 5:14pm

Jackpot!

Maybe you should do Lotto too?
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2023 @ 9:00pm

Magic portal

Somehow you don't remember anything.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2016 @ 6:07pm

It runs!

Your car actually started, good job!
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2016 @ 1:24pm

Ultimate survivor

Drinking your own piss like a pro.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2016 @ 4:40pm

And it is gone!

Say goodbye to your saves.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2016 @ 5:10pm

I am coward

No permanent death for you.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2016 @ 6:12pm

Proud to be mortal

When I die, I die for good
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2016 @ 1:55pm

Jonne!

You are real Finnish Jonne.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2017 @ 2:34pm

Finnish Summer

This is it. This is everything you ever need.
Unlocked 31 Aug @ 3:33pm

Yeast festival

Enjoy your home brew... delicious.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2017 @ 12:04pm

Mr. Kilju

Good batch of commercial deer piss.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2017 @ 1:27pm

100 km

100 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2021 @ 6:47pm

You reached 100 kg

Less than 100 kg person is weighed at maternity clinic.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2021 @ 11:17am

Granny's little helper

You are such a good boy!
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2021 @ 4:38pm

You have a computer!

Now play some games.
Unlocked 31 Aug @ 3:18pm

Bad Guy

You've done your time.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2022 @ 11:32am

Lottery winner

You won in a lottery. Rare treat for sure!
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2022 @ 9:10pm

Kela-Taxi

You served elderly person with style.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2022 @ 4:06am

1000 Strawberries!

Time well spent, huh?
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 9:09pm



Rusting fast

Over 200km/h with Satsuma!

Pimped!

That really does it.

Flying Finn

Top breed of racing drivers.

First loser

Coming second is just a first loser.

Sliding Swede

Coming after Flying Finns!

Grand Theft Teimo

You little punk!

Don't answer that call

Thunder called you and you got killed.

Total idiot & full idiot

Flipping off to a drunk driver.

Greased rust

Drag Race time under 17 secs with Satsuma.

Feel alive

Travelling over 90 km/h as a passenger of a drunk driver.

Finnish sisu!

Finish rally with major suspension damage.

1000 km

1000 km driven with Satsuma.

Hannes Kolehmainen

Suvi-Sprint rally done on foot.

Can't stop smoking now...

You are so deeply addicted to smoking that it is just better keep on going.

Smoking kills

Do not smoke. At least while refueling...

Darwin Award

Get a police breath analyzer test score of 3.5 per mil or more.

Methanol Man

You gained a new super power: Blindness!

Philosophy Master

Sometimes being a banker is enough.

Waving for victory

They failed to stop Johnny.

PTSD

Survived the Massacre with your pal Agent Orange.

Seek and you shall find

Found the Truth in Man of the World - World's Man.

Full stash

Successful crawl from the ditch to the store and back 14 times.

You are the wall

You defeated the ultimate Pasi and ended the invasion.

Wow, look at that Chopin there

Played the first 13 notes of Ukko Nooa starting from C.

A cure for illness

You helped Mr. Rapula to get through the day.

Gauntlet survivor

Survived the Gauntlet for 20 days.

Aiming like a pro

Maybe find a woman next time.

Catch-A-Fish

You caught the rarest fish in the pond.

Grill master

Serve at least 20 dish.

My finger slipped

Achieve a time of 0.12 or under.

I am Santa Claus

Beat all 4 levels of Joulupukin Joulustressi.

10000 km

10000 km driven with Satsuma.

Thank you for playing!

Seems like it is over now.

Too much power, too little skill

Jerk in daddy's car.

Satsuma GT

You just restored the Satsuma into optional GT trim.

True Peräjärvi Dalton!

Robbing a slot machine with style.

Kahen kilon siika!

Common whitefish worth of 2 kilograms.

Kiddy champ

You won in a junior class!

Reetipokeri Master

Too bad this is not Las Vegas.

Engine started!

You beat the menu. And that's it.

What a shock!

Too long walk to the toilet perhaps?

King of Tuning

You just purchased everything from the Tuning shop!