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Red Herring

It worked!
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2024 @ 7:31pm

Peealot

Peeing upside down since 2012!
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2024 @ 7:32pm

Made it all the way!

And what for?
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2024 @ 8:38pm

It's good to be short!

But not always!
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2024 @ 7:36pm

Beat dude with another dude!

Where's my dude, dude?
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2024 @ 7:44pm

What what?

Where did it go?
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2024 @ 9:03pm

You scared it!

You monster!
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2024 @ 8:53pm

The birth of a salary man

Born to work (aren't we all?)
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2024 @ 9:00pm

I command this caterpillar!

Go and search for fake money!
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2024 @ 9:01pm

Food thief!

The food belongs to the colony!
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2024 @ 8:54pm

Forbidden love!

Ahh, will they ever be together?
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2024 @ 9:07pm

I peed your pants.

WHAT?
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2024 @ 8:20pm

Learn to love!

That bomb didn't do anything bad (yet!)
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2024 @ 8:04pm

Dead end!

Haha!
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2024 @ 8:05pm

McPixel is mom now!

Free range mom, too!
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2024 @ 8:10pm

CGAWAVE

It's the new best thing!
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2024 @ 8:06pm

Nuclear dumpster diving!

What can we find here?
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2024 @ 8:15pm

Hello World!

I drew this!
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2024 @ 8:15pm

Manual trasmission chopper!

They don't make them like they used to!
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2024 @ 8:36pm

Ice Swimming!

It's the new cool thing!
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2024 @ 8:34pm

You can't hitch a bus!

Or can you?
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2024 @ 8:32pm

Do you have a spare asteroid?

I might be addicted.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2024 @ 8:01pm

I can't believe you've done that!

He was sleeping!
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2024 @ 8:46pm

Slay the lamb!

It will bring upon destruction!
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2024 @ 8:42pm

My people need me!

And worst of all, I'm late for work!
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2024 @ 9:14pm

Shoot'em up!

Wait, that's not what it's called!
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2024 @ 9:18pm

Well done!

Congratulations!
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2024 @ 9:19pm

Now that's a danger noodle

With a case of nuclear munchies!
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2024 @ 9:14pm

Let some fresh air in!

Like that one roommate who always opens the window!
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2024 @ 9:13pm

I love computers

So good
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2024 @ 9:15pm

Thanks for waiting!

You shouldn't have!
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2024 @ 9:20pm

The funniest joke in the world

It even tells you when to laugh!
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2024 @ 9:25pm

Is there candy inside?

One way to find out!
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2024 @ 9:55pm

My car is so pushy

Pushy car, pushy car! Push it all around!
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2024 @ 9:29pm

Wrong wire!

Sorry, you messed up.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2024 @ 9:32pm

It's my car!

Gotta make sure it smells like it!
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2024 @ 9:51pm

You have a right to remain silent!

It's only fair!
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2024 @ 10:08pm

What I always wanted to be when I grow up!

No human, no worries!
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2024 @ 9:43pm

You won't make it back in time.

Not a chance.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2024 @ 9:45pm

Right in the jimmy!

It was in self defense!
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2024 @ 10:06pm

You're a snack!

...for workgroups!
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 8:26pm

The bar for this dive was high!

It was a high dive bar to overcome!
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 8:27pm

Keep your feet on the ground!

Or are you burnt out already?
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2024 @ 10:09pm

Touchdown!

Wait, wrong sports!
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2024 @ 10:27pm

Closing the gap!

Baby steps!
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2024 @ 10:18pm

What's your goal there?

Eh?
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2024 @ 10:15pm

BURP

CLOSED
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2024 @ 10:38pm

Mom, I'm not a fish anymore!

It was just a phase!
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 9:07pm

Way to go!

Feels like the end of the world
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2024 @ 10:46pm

Take this on your way down!

Down low!
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 9:10pm

Awww, you didn't have to!

Must've been love!
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2024 @ 10:47pm

Imma just hide in the corner

Wait for this to blow over
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2024 @ 10:42pm

Giving up is a virtue!

And worth it sometimes too!
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2024 @ 9:29pm

It's pants time!

Wow!
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2024 @ 9:25pm

Please don't come again!

Ouch!
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2024 @ 9:26pm

Not THAT game!

What's the word?
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2024 @ 9:53pm

I understand!

It's the language of my people!
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2024 @ 9:26pm

Back my fish up!

Pow!
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2024 @ 9:52pm

Yes

This is the correct thing to do.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2024 @ 9:28pm

BRB, gotta catch the train!

It's a bullet-time-train!
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2024 @ 9:40pm

Ok, bye!

Weeeeeee!
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 9:40pm

The defendant is ready!

Objection!
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 9:23pm

Pee my ride!

Full of gold!
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 9:49pm

Uno, dos, tres

Quattro!
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 9:48pm

This is my missile!

It has been marked!
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 9:21pm

This is fishy!

Need to investigate!
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 9:28pm

Take care of your eyeballs!

Unless you have eyeballs of steel!
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 9:39pm

Why did you pick this up?

You know what this is, right?
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 9:53pm

Why did you break it?

Someone's gonna need it!
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 9:56pm

You got hit by a smooth golden bar!

You are now worthy
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 10:03pm

Throw it all away!

Way to go!
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 10:07pm

Babies are evil!

But aren't we all?
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2024 @ 10:53pm

Achievement Number 1

Congratulations!
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2024 @ 10:46pm

DJs don't stage dive, you maniac!

Why would you do that?
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2024 @ 10:44pm

Can I get an 'amen'?

No? Ok.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2024 @ 10:47pm

Express elevator!

Bye!
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2024 @ 10:48pm

Are we there yet?

No.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2024 @ 11:08pm

Diligent

It's actually quicker this way too.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2024 @ 12:01am

That was unnecessary.

At least you got an achievement, tho.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2024 @ 11:40pm

Do the worm!

Yes!
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2024 @ 11:21pm

Better call Sos!

He knows all the solutions!
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2024 @ 11:55pm

The day is saved!

Yay!
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2024 @ 7:44pm

All gags you can eat!

You found them!
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2024 @ 8:01pm

Stop beating my game!

Heeey!
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2024 @ 11:32pm

Poop goes ploop!

Ploop!
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2024 @ 7:29pm

Everybody clap!

That's a good landing!
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2024 @ 10:20pm

Clear the path!

And get on it!
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2024 @ 10:13pm



And this is how I met him...

Pants down best looking guy in town!

That's all of them!

Poor dudes!

There is nothing else!

You have found all gags in the world!

You can p** the dog

Can I get a retweet for this?

Date poacher!

At least it worked!

Barbeque in my pants!

It's hot!