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34 of 50 (68%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2014 @ 1:39pm

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2014 @ 2:31pm

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2014 @ 11:37am

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2014 @ 9:43am

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2014 @ 12:29pm

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2014 @ 5:27pm

Inside Joke

While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2014 @ 7:18pm

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2014 @ 6:21pm

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2014 @ 11:01am

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2014 @ 1:36pm

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2014 @ 8:45pm

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2014 @ 11:04am

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2014 @ 8:17am

Outpatient

You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2014 @ 8:21pm

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2014 @ 6:44pm

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2014 @ 8:17am

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2014 @ 3:29pm

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2014 @ 6:49pm

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2014 @ 3:13pm

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2014 @ 7:04pm

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2014 @ 3:07pm

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2014 @ 10:05am

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2014 @ 2:37pm

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2014 @ 8:22pm

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2014 @ 5:20pm

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2014 @ 8:45pm

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2014 @ 8:26am

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2014 @ 8:35pm

Too Far

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2014 @ 4:47pm

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2014 @ 6:43pm

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2014 @ 1:14pm

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2014 @ 8:51am

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2014 @ 5:59pm

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2014 @ 3:25pm



Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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