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Recent reviews by RolleGz

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2 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
3.4 hrs on record (1.6 hrs at review time)
i just AO'd my ONI
Posted 25 July.
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1 person found this review helpful
0.0 hrs on record
Pure peak fiction
Posted 15 July.
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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
19.8 hrs on record (11.6 hrs at review time)
Level design is better than any new-gen soulsborne game, also boss fights are peak
Posted 13 July.
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5.6 hrs on record (4.5 hrs at review time)
i wish bunker was real
Posted 21 June.
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3 people found this review helpful
48.3 hrs on record (23.9 hrs at review time)
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Overall

Gameplay 4/10
Combat 4/10
Story didn't cared
Bosses 3/10
Level design 2/10

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I was really disappointed after finishing Dark Souls 3. I really tried to enjoy it, but basically I can't. Combat feels odd, like they tried to put Dark Souls Skin on Bloodborne or something, enemies are boring, and bosses are the biggest "whatever" I ever had in a video game. There are maybe 3 boss fights I consider some kind of enjoyable, but most of the time is just [Spam R1 → panic roll through all the attacks → repeat until boss is dead]. This game has probably the most uninteresting world in series, it's literally a straight line... WHERE'S ALL METROIDVANIA LIKE WORLD BUILDING KNOWN FROM PREVIOUS SOULS TITLES? There are literally 2 moments in the entire game where you have to backtrack to get to new locations, and every time it's optional. Is this even a Souls game at this point?

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In short

Dark Souls 3 is a TERRIBLE sequel to ambitious Dark Souls 1 and almost perfect Dark Souls 2. There's not a single good thing I can say about this game. Bosses are mediocre and generic, Locations are boring and enemies are nothing special. There's not that much replayability because they got rid of metroidvania like world-building, and difficulty is comically low

3/10: Worst Soulsborne game ever.
Posted 25 May. Last edited 9 August.
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1 person found this review funny
1.6 hrs on record
what the ♥♥♥♥ just happen?
Posted 12 April.
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3.7 hrs on record (2.1 hrs at review time)
Welcome to today's episode of looking for slenderman in an abandoned dildo factory
Posted 2 April.
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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
1.5 hrs on record
Patryk Rojo Rojewski uciął line i nie umarłem co sprawiło że musiałem grać w to dalej :c
Posted 23 February.
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5 people found this review helpful
1.7 hrs on record
Kinito spawnd a female to be my sex slave 11/10
Posted 22 February.
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10 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
11.8 hrs on record (10.5 hrs at review time)
i kissed a woman 11/10
Posted 8 February.
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