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7 SIGNS YOU’RE BETTING BETTER AT GAMING

You wake up in the morning with Eminem music in your head

You cover yourself in the blood of minorities

Friends introduce you as “a hazard to everyone’s safety”

Friends ask you to please obey the constraints of the restraining order

You find famous rappers you think you can gun down in the streets

You start cancelling things to go commit hate crimes

People start asking if you have confederate flags for sale

You listen to Eminem

I would beat off a guy🙂
I would pee on a guy😊
I’m in need of a guy🙁
Apple tree, Apple pie🍎
If i was green, i would die🤢
I would bleed, i would die😵
I’m in need of a guide.🙄

Have a bee that’ll die🐝
I would eat up a guy🙃
I would heat up a pie🥧
I believe I will die🤪
I believe I’m a guy🦾
I believe I can fly🚁
I wish Bieber would die🙊

hello, my name is Yu Sak ♥♥♥♥, im 27 years old, i live in farmers village in China. Everyone in my village is silver elite, but me gold nove 2, so as you can see im pretty skilled player! I want to invite you join my csgo team to play in our local tournament. There will be more than 500 teams from all nearby villages, all games are best of 5. The grand prizo is 2 bags of rice and a goat.

OU! ME! GAS STATION! what are we gettin for dinner!? sushi of corse. UH OH! There was a roofie inside of our gas station sushi, we black out and wake up in a sewer, we’re surrounded by FISH-HORNY FISH, you know what that means, FISH OORGIE! The stench draws in a bear, what do we do? We’re gunna fight it, bare handed, bear..NAKED?! OH YES PLEASE, we befriend the bear after we beat it in a brawl, then we ride it into a Chucky Cheese, DANCE DANCE Revolution, revolution?! Over throw the Government!? UHH I THINK SOo, next thing you know im reincarnated as Jesus Christ, then I turn into a Jet, FLY into the sun, black out again, WAKE UP, do a bump WHITE OUT! (Which I didnt know you could do) then I smoked a joint, GREENED OUT, THEN I TURNED INTO THE SUN, UEGH OH looks like The meth is kickin in..DEUHBLUHHSBDUHHSBUHSBUHEUGHHUHAAAAHUEAAHAAAAAAA!!!!

if you see a furry, STOP what you are doing and alert the authorities. the furry subculture is a dangerous cult-like entity whose members seek to achieve a “Beast Form” (commonly called “Fursona”) through sinful means. beware of these practices for they are sure indicators of furry ritual activity: raves, marijuana, devil worship, YCH auctions, “Fursuiting,” and animal roleplay or sacrifice. “Fursuits” (called “Beast Vessels” by the high priests) are abhorrent raiments worn by all furries and made in the image of the wearers’ “Beast Forms.” they are believed by wearers to pull the soul closer to hell, lair of The Beast 666 Satan Lord Of Evil. please share this to spread awareness of this evil organization. stay safe