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ol' Gucket 30 Dec, 2020 @ 3:47pm 
a man with taste
Ab Hab 22 Aug, 2018 @ 5:33pm 
You haven't even touched your Miner Ultra Adventure
Scaramoustache 1 Jan, 2018 @ 11:42am 
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Turtledacticorn 19 Jul, 2017 @ 10:49pm 
Now this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-Air

In west Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all shooting some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys who were up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
She said, "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air."
Turtledacticorn 19 Jul, 2017 @ 10:49pm 
I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way
She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket.
I put my Walkman on and said, "I might as well kick it."

First class, yo, this is bad
Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass.
Is this what the people of Bel-Air living like?
Hmm, this might be alright.
Turtledacticorn 19 Jul, 2017 @ 10:49pm 
But wait I hear they're prissy, bourgeois, all that
Is this the type of place that they just send this cool cat?
I don't think so
I'll see when I get there
I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air
Turtledacticorn 19 Jul, 2017 @ 10:49pm 
Well, the plane landed and when I came out
There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out
I ain't trying to get arrested yet
I just got here
I sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappeared
Turtledacticorn 19 Jul, 2017 @ 10:48pm 
I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said "Fresh" and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought, "Nah, forget it."
– "Yo, home to Bel-Air."
Turtledacticorn 19 Jul, 2017 @ 10:48pm 
I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie, "Yo home smell ya later."
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel-Air
Sloccy 20 Mar, 2016 @ 12:43pm 
Taught me how good ♥♥♥♥ tastes
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