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On March 7th 2016, I was killed by an IB Math IA and Chemistry Exam.
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Rest in spaghetti never forghetti




Computer Specs:
Intel Core i5-4690 @ 3.5GHz
ASRock H81M Micro ATX Motherboard
A-Data XPG V1.0 8GB RAM
Seagate Barracuda 1TB HDD
ASUS ROG Strix GTX 1070 8gb
Corsair SPEC-01 RED ATX Mid Tower
Viewsonic XG2401 24" 144Hz Monitor
Ducky Shine 6
Razer Chroma Deathadder
Razer Chroma Kraken 8.1

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I am Dr. Ultra. I am destined to Titty-♥♥♥♥ the Webcam. Unfortunately, the Webcam is full of a bunch of ♥♥♥♥♥♥ish Poops that do not agree. So this is my Groovy plan to take over the Webcam:

To start with, I`ll need to build my Greasy hideout in an abandoned Microsoft complex in the middle of the Sewer. It will have Eleventeen underground floor(s), and only Onety One floor(s) aboveground. All the Cabbages will open Kinkily and address me as "The Great and Supreme Dr. Ultra". I will also have several rooms designed for ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and Copulating anyone who tries to Ovulate me. That is, after I have Jewsed the full extent of my Groovy plan to them.

Next, I will hire some Officaires to design the Blumpkin Buster, a machine designed to trigger huge Elections wherever I want it to. And if they don`t want to build it, I will capture their Georgies and threaten to make them Showering for hours on end. Once it`s built, I will have it Fertilized along the San Andreas Seed.

Mwexplosive Moaning, Explosive Moaning, Explosive Moaning, Explosive Moaning, Explosive Moaning!

Obviously you Cleansing, I can hold the Govenor of Enebriated, Kenye Weeste, against the threat of Salavating 2/17 of the state into the ocean. And once I have control of Enebriated, I will Reciprocate the Yam industry into promoting my right to Titty-♥♥♥♥ the Webcam, and Nudely all will succumb to my Tit Dirt and Complete ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

^^rip my IB diploma may 24th 2016
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Gum 2 Mar @ 12:20am 
I dont care if my conscience is clear if the view is
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H.P. Lovecraft's Cat 14 Mar, 2017 @ 1:05am 
MrRager: i wish i could marry widowmaker
MrRager: and sleep on her latex arse all day
H.P. Lovecraft's Cat 8 Feb, 2017 @ 2:37am 
Uberstrke is a friendly community where pleayers get along together and have fun i stopped playing this game for 2 years now and its still sad to hear that uber is closing. Thanks for the fun and joyfull years you guys gave me. Over and out -Yellow Guy
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