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hehe

this gay is left but we still win

How do I get my husband to stop going ‘Goblin Mode’ during sex?

A few days ago, my son went on a rampage through our house and said he was in ‘Goblin Mode’. We didn’t know what to do with him, so we sent him to live with my parents so he can go to a special needs school. My husband a great relationship with our son and loved him more than anything. Naturally, he was upset when he had to leave. He’s an incredibly tough man, but this was the first time I’ve ever seen him cry. I think since then, he’s been a little emotionally unwell. I’ve heard him muttering, ‘Goblin’ repeatedly when he didn’t notice me, staring blankly into his food, and just going alone by himself to do who knows what. Last night my husband said ‘Goblin Mode activated’, starting growling, and went wild having sex with me. I’m worried that something might be going on with my husband. Any advice?

Edit: Sorry I just realised this is Steam and not Reddit

What the ♥♥♥♥ did you just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ say about me, you little ♥♥♥♥♥? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. You think you can get away with saying that ♥♥♥♥ to me over the Internet? Think again, ♥♥♥♥♥♥. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price. I will ♥♥♥♥ fury all over you and you will drown in it.

REAL CUTE GAMER GIRL ++

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Don't talk about dope on my channel, my mama will ban me from life

P.s. my mama is a vegetable

P.p.s. a carrot, if you MUST ask

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Why is my profile covered in u

It's ME that wants to be covered in u

come come come

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i like loli

okay

r u chad thundercock

8:05 PM - :v): tell them
8:05 PM - :v): you had a change in heard
8:05 PM - :^): heard
8:05 PM - :v): the
8:05 PM - :^): herd
8:05 PM - :^): the herd
8:05 PM - :v): no
8:05 PM - :v): ♥♥♥♥
8:05 PM - :v): fheart
8:05 PM - :^): im a cow rancher
8:05 PM - :v): heart
8:05 PM - :^): LOL
8:05 PM - :v): yes
8:05 PM - :v): LOL

you're cute

One day a bear in a very fancy suit was eating a banana,
the bear had finished the banana promptly and was
ready to get back to his wife who had cooked a very
fancy roast dinner. The bear was told to eat
"no bananas" before dinner, but the bear took no notice.

He was a hard working bear and had goals and ambitions
He deserved that banana.
That bear was me.

The moral of this story is.. Don't ♥♥♥♥ with a bear.

you spin me right round

Can u 2 stfu kthxbye

12:34 PM - frags: so when are you guys getting married
12:36 PM - frags: can i be best man
12:36 PM - frags: distraction can give her away
12:36 PM - frags: like the cuck he is
12:37 PM - Legion of Maimi (MAGA): LOL

shes dead

8:42 PM - flank: so
8:43 PM - flank: there was this kid
8:43 PM - flank: who tried to fight me
8:43 PM - flank: so i sucked his ♥♥♥♥
8:43 PM - flank is now Offline.

thinkingfaceemoji

8:17 PM - frags: like
8:17 PM - frags: half a turd
8:17 PM - frags: for each
8:17 PM - frags: or like
8:17 PM - frags: 1 full ♥♥♥♥
8:17 PM - frags: then like
8:17 PM - frags: 3 hours later
8:17 PM - frags: 1 full ♥♥♥♥
8:17 PM - frags: or is it like a
8:17 PM - flank: its not that complicated.

https://media.giphy.com/media/t05CHXwV4gmLC/giphy.gif when you kiss bus ♥♥♥♥♥

4:21 PM - flank: hold on
4:21 PM - flank: im being
4:21 PM - flank: berating
4:21 PM - flank: for my shovling
4:21 PM - flank: shoveling
4:21 PM - frags: was it
4:22 PM - frags: DISHEVELED
4:22 PM - frags: HAHAHA
4:22 PM - frags: AHAHAH
4:23 PM - frags: did you
4:23 PM - frags: get it

8:36 PM - frags: why dont we do it in the road
8:36 PM - frags: noone wil lbe watching us
8:37 PM - Legion of Maimi (MAGA): why dont we send our child to an orphanage
8:37 PM - Legion of Maimi (MAGA): noone will give a ♥♥♥♥ about him
8:37 PM - frags: wow

9:58 PM - frags: how about
9:58 PM - frags: u come to my house
10:00 PM - Distraction?: ok
10:00 PM - Distraction?: give me your address
10:00 PM - frags: why
10:00 PM - Distraction?: ...
10:00 PM - Distraction?: SO I CAN COME TO YOUR HOUSE
10:00 PM - frags: oh i forgot what i said
10:00 PM - frags: LOL

9:05 AM - Distraction?: put your ♥♥♥♥ in my ears
9:05 AM - Distraction? is now Offline.

It’s almost📆 COCKtober 🍆🎃 u know 😦what😦 that 😏means😏 👀👅 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 🍆awareness month 😯🙆🏼👅 time🕡 to remind all 👭😈 that love💛 that ♥♥♥♥ 🍆🍆🍆💦💦💦 Christopher CUMlumbus day is arriving🛬! Christopher Columbus👦🏻 and those slutty👙👠 pilgrims🏊🏊 had to 💦💦♥♥♥💦💦 2️ America⛵️⛵️⛵️⚓️ in search🕵 of new ♥♥♥♥♥ to suck🐓🐓🐓🎃🎃🎃🎃 🎃 🎃🎃 🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃🎃 🎃 🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃 🎃🎃🎃🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 THOT-O-WEEN 🎃

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I can't.. LET IT GOO, LET IT GOOOOO

WELL NOW THEY KNOWWWWW

You wasn't mean't to hear that

I have a masturbation problem..

Distraction?: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
frags: thats atroll
frags: only reason u want me to clikcon it so bad
frags: if i click on it
frags: and its like
frags: lokid in a different format
frags: or like
frags: rick rolld
Distraction?: ..
frags: something of that
frags: calibur
Distraction?: wat
frags: ill kill u
frags: blocked

Come online u bum

LOL: 3:32 PM - frags: u arent my friend
3:32 PM - Distraction?: ...
3:32 PM - Distraction?: wow
3:32 PM - frags: u ditched me
3:32 PM - frags: to be an orphan
3:32 PM - frags: :(((
3:32 PM - Distraction?: ♥♥♥♥ you man

"I sometimes I wish Liam never stole my heart because I still feel love when I seen his face and all those scars on my heart can't be replace because he has made them." -Distraction

rep4rep??

that was uncalled for

Get on poop head

10:36 AM - Distraction?: no really
10:36 AM - Distraction?: I have an entire collection
10:36 AM - Distraction?: of movies
10:36 AM - Distraction?: with sex scenes
10:36 AM - Distraction?: just in case my internet goes down
10:36 AM - Distraction?: or my computer ♥♥♥♥♥ up
10:36 AM - frags: what the ♥♥♥♥
10:36 AM - Distraction?: and I can't get online
10:36 AM - Distraction?: I have
10:36 AM - Distraction?: 8mm
10:36 AM - Distraction?: watchmen
10:36 AM - Distraction?: underworld
10:36 AM - Distraction?: a few others
10:36 AM - Distraction?: still adding to my collection
10:36 AM - Distraction?: it's a little
10:36 AM - Distraction?: dusty
10:36 AM - Distraction?: and sticky
10:36 AM - Distraction?: if you
10:36 AM - Distraction?: know what I mean
10:37 AM - Distraction?: I would like to say
10:37 AM - Distraction?: that I'm kidding
10:37 AM - Distraction?: but then I'd be lying

.... driving into town this afternoon in search of potatoes for baking, I happened by the decrepit office that had once been Doc Kincaid's old stomping ground.....and I was immediately reminded of the time, years ago, when he offered to castrate my brother and I - free of charge...........

11:09 PM - Distraction?: im hiv positive
11:09 PM - ´Hej 京: ok

No need to get anal about things.