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36 of 50 (72%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2014 @ 10:43pm

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2014 @ 11:13pm

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2014 @ 3:14am

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2014 @ 1:41am

Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2014 @ 2:45am

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2014 @ 10:03pm

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2014 @ 7:10pm

Inside Joke

While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2014 @ 1:18pm

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2014 @ 9:49pm

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2014 @ 11:39am

Face Hoff

You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2014 @ 1:59pm

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2014 @ 11:08am

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2014 @ 10:41pm

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2014 @ 7:05pm

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2014 @ 3:56pm

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2014 @ 10:37pm

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2014 @ 8:59pm

Perverted

You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2014 @ 3:31am

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2014 @ 7:58pm

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2014 @ 7:34pm

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2014 @ 5:02am

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2014 @ 7:56pm

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2014 @ 11:51pm

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2014 @ 1:08pm

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2014 @ 3:38am

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2014 @ 1:12am

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2014 @ 10:11pm

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2014 @ 2:00pm

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2014 @ 9:13pm

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2014 @ 10:52am

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2014 @ 3:32am

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2014 @ 11:32am

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2014 @ 10:41pm

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2014 @ 11:10pm

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2014 @ 10:07pm

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2014 @ 4:08am



For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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