What kind of loser has over 1000 hours in counter strike haha couldn't be me

Specs:
main:

Intel XEON E5 2620 V3
16GB DDR4 1866MHz RAM
XFX RADEON RX470 4GB

secondary:
Intel Core I5 2310
12GB DDR3 1600 MHz RAM
NOVIDEO GTX 660TI DIRECTCU II

tertiary:
Intel Core 2 Quad Q9400
4GB DDR2 800 MHz RAM
XFX NOVIDEO GTX 260


quartary:
Intel Core 2 Duo E8400
4GB DDR2 667MHz RAM
NOVIDEO GT 640

GPU on my desk for display purposes
XFX ATI RADEON HD4890 Black edition

Cpu's on my desk for display purposes:
Intel Xeon E5420
Intel Core 2 duo E4400
Intel Core i3 530
Intel Xeon X3430