Don't read this. You will get two number 9, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two numbers 45, one with cheese, and a large soda. Now don't stop reading this this is so freaky. But if you read this and ignore you will get a dietetic soda. Put this on number 9 songs in 121 minutes (9+9+6+7+45+45). When you done, press space and the name of your dawg will appear in fat letters on the damn train this is so freaky it actually works

In my 7+ Years McDonalds career i always worked hard and tried to make the best burgers. i personally believe that burgers have the power to change the world, you don't know it but when u eat a good burger your brain instantly starts bursting dopamine like crazy, the more you eat of a good burger the more you want more of it, after eating at least two burgers you'd already contracted ADDICTION to my burgers, now you are my burger minion, i can command you to do whatever i wish, my plan was to take over the world governments by creating a massive revolt with my burgers influence over people, but As of now at least, current workforce doesn't fit this principle. not to mention that my manger is being an A$$hat recently, and with that, McDonalds is unable/unwilling to make changes to fit that goal. so my plan is put on pause for the time being.

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8=====> Only the chosen one can hold his donger
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There was this dude, and he walked into the McDonald's and just started pissing! He was pissing on the floor on the walls! I admired how much piss he had stored in his balls at that point. After 20 minutes straight of this guy just absolutely SOAKING the floor, I'm talking DAMPENING, the police showed up and tried to stop him from pissing, and he said "♥♥♥♥ NO I HAVE TO PISS" and so one of the officers SHOT the dude but he barely cared about the BULLET WOUND, AND THEN THE DUDE STARTED PISSING SO HARD THAT HE STARTED FLYING!! IT WAS THE PISS SPACE PROGRAM! I never saw him again, but sometimes I wish I would have told him, "Nice ♥♥♥♥.".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBjUh4bYF8w