wait, wait, wait... hold your horses... uhm... YOU'RE A GIRL GAMER?!!?!
O_O Not to be a freak, but.. just when I thought you couldn't be more attractive.. you started playing videogames. Nicely done m'lady. You've just become everyans dream woman.

listen, Oh my god, please edate me already. I’ve been on this discord for the past days obsessing over the 5 different profile pictures you’ve used over time and you make my ♥♥♥♥ so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hard every time you insult me and others. You know you want me, I already know a lot about you so we wouldnt’d have to go on a lot of dates to get to the bedroom. I won’t hesitate to propose either, I am fully prepared to spend the rest of my life with you, honey. Please, please just tell me you love me already. I can’t wait to hear your lovely voice say those three words, or hear your voice in general. (1)

You’ve never wanted to talk to me, and I understand, we can go slow if you need to. I don’t need to move in with you right away, I still have 4 months until my parents being me to court for shilling them. I’ll sell all of my stuffed bears and replica hats to help you pay for rent. I’ll see you later today! OK I ADMIT IT I LOVE YOU OK I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ love you and it breaks my heart when I see you play with someone else or anyone commenting in your profile I just want to be your boyfriend and put a heart in my profile plinking to your profile and have a walltext of you commenting cute things. (2)

I want to play video games, talk in discord all night and watch a movie together but you just seem so uninterested in me it ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kills me and I cant take it anymore I want to remove you but I care too much about you so please im begging you to either love me back or remove me and NEVER contact me again (3)

get the ♥♥♥♥ away from me